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Funny Retirement Quotes
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Who cares. I'm retired (Funny Retirement Quotes)
I'm going to my happy place. Be back never (Funny Retirement Quotes)
Do it yourself I'm retired (Funny Retirement Quotes)
Gone to the beach. Be back never (Funny Retirement Quotes)
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job (Funny Retirement Quotes)
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off (Funny Retirement Quotes)
I’m retiring the Mos Def name after 2011. I’m actually doing it (Funny Retirement Quotes)
It is better to live rich than to die rich (Funny Retirement Quotes)
My retirement plan is to spend money on things that will significantly reduce my lifespan (Funny Retirement Quotes)
Never get out of bed before noon (Funny Retirement Quotes)
There are an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job (Funny Retirement Quotes)
When I was younger, I thought about retiring (Funny Retirement Quotes)
Sanders was a friend of chickens (Funny Retirement Quotes)
For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things (Funny Retirement Quotes)
No, because retiring is stopping. If I wanted to stop, I would have stopped (Funny Retirement Quotes)
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early (Funny Retirement Quotes)