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Funny Quotes

It’s funny how things change and people change it’s mind blowing, including family Picture Quote #1

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I’ve given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever Picture Quote #1

The funny thing about love is that you never know how hard you’re falling until you hit the ground Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how one text, one song, one mistake, one lie, one word, one truth, and one person could change your mood in one second Picture Quote #1

Saying something funny and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how I’m good at giving advice to others, but when it comes to helping myself, I don’t know what to do Picture Quote #1

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Twitter, to me, works if you’re funny. Twitter doesn’t work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally Picture Quote #1

Its funny how the person who says they have your back will be the same person that stabs you in it Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how the game goes, new face, but they look like the same hoes Picture Quote #1

Its funny how things change my mood so quickly, one minute I’m happy and in a good mood, next thing you know I’m depressed or pissed off Picture Quote #1

My company is known for being funny as well as moving. You get a bit of everything in these shows. I think people know they’re going to have a surprising experience Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, because in drama school, my greatest strength was my range. So my early career was like that: I played all kinds of different characters Picture Quote #1

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You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody Picture Quote #1

I drink because I’m a mother and I’m a mother because I drank. It’s funny how everything comes full circle Picture Quote #1

If you don’t do anything stupid when you’re young, you won’t remember something funny when you’re old Picture Quote #1

You were so important to me and now I can hardly remember you. Funny how things change Picture Quote #1

Funny how things change. Funnier how we fall out of love. Maybe it wasn’t love. Maybe it was unadulterated lust and hunger for each other Picture Quote #1

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name Picture Quote #1

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Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us Picture Quote #1

As a blogger, Chez Pazienza is filled with outrage, passion and insight -- delivered with a distinctive point of view, a wicked sense of humor, and a two-fisted style of prose. In Dead Star Twilight, he turns all these on himself -- and produces a fierce, funny, disturbing, but ultimately uplifting memoir. This is the book A Million Little Pieces dreamed of being Picture Quote #1

Teenagers are extremely funny, and extremely clever and intellectually curious. But they’re also willing to ask questions about the meaning of life without disguising them around irony, and ask questions about what are our responsibilities to other people without having to couch it in irony Picture Quote #1

My mom let me kind of run free and be rowdy. She encouraged it. I’m a youngest child. So I was spazzy and trying to be funny to my older sisters. It’s kind of my role in the family - tension reliever. I was funny or annoying, depending on your perspective Picture Quote #1

I was foreign and Jewish, with a funny name, and was very small and hated sport, a real problem at an English prep school. So the way to get round it was to become the school joker, which I did quite effectively - I was always fooling around to make the people who would otherwise dump me in the loo laugh Picture Quote #1

We moved to Baltimore, Maryland, in 1979, when I was five. The funny thing is that, even though Baltimore had one of the top murder rates in the country in those days, I grew up hearing about how dangerous New York was Picture Quote #1

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I like to think my sense of humor is sort of smart and dumb at the same time. I like to work on multiple levels - smart and dumb, funny and sad, profound and mundane, cynical and hopeful Picture Quote #1

Snoopy didn’t start off being a Beagle. It’s just that ‘beagle’ is a funny word Picture Quote #1

I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy Picture Quote #1

My dad wears girls’ clothes - it’s so funny. Sometimes I see him and I’m like, ‘Nice shirt!,’ because it’s from my closet Picture Quote #1

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk wasnt some serious song, but it was huge! It was funny Picture Quote #1

I’m not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this ‘cool’ funny person. I don’t care how weird or ugly I look Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny how things change and people change it’s mind blowing, including family (Funny Quotes) The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I’ve given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever (Funny Quotes) The funny thing about love is that you never know how hard you’re falling until you hit the ground (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how one text, one song, one mistake, one lie, one word, one truth, and one person could change your mood in one second (Funny Quotes) Saying something funny and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how I’m good at giving advice to others, but when it comes to helping myself, I don’t know what to do (Funny Quotes) Twitter, to me, works if you’re funny. Twitter doesn’t work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally (Funny Quotes) Its funny how the person who says they have your back will be the same person that stabs you in it (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how the game goes, new face, but they look like the same hoes (Funny Quotes) Its funny how things change my mood so quickly, one minute I’m happy and in a good mood, next thing you know I’m depressed or pissed off (Funny Quotes) My company is known for being funny as well as moving. You get a bit of everything in these shows. I think people know they’re going to have a surprising experience (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, because in drama school, my greatest strength was my range. So my early career was like that: I played all kinds of different characters (Funny Quotes) You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody (Funny Quotes) I drink because I’m a mother and I’m a mother because I drank. It’s funny how everything comes full circle (Funny Quotes) If you don’t do anything stupid when you’re young, you won’t remember something funny when you’re old (Funny Quotes) You were so important to me and now I can hardly remember you. Funny how things change (Funny Quotes) Funny how things change. Funnier how we fall out of love. Maybe it wasn’t love. Maybe it was unadulterated lust and hunger for each other (Funny Quotes) Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name (Funny Quotes) Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us (Funny Quotes) As a blogger, Chez Pazienza is filled with outrage, passion and insight -- delivered with a distinctive point of view, a wicked sense of humor, and a two-fisted style of prose. In Dead Star Twilight, he turns all these on himself -- and produces a fierce, funny, disturbing, but ultimately uplifting memoir. This is the book A Million Little Pieces dreamed of being (Funny Quotes) Teenagers are extremely funny, and extremely clever and intellectually curious. But they’re also willing to ask questions about the meaning of life without disguising them around irony, and ask questions about what are our responsibilities to other people without having to couch it in irony (Funny Quotes) My mom let me kind of run free and be rowdy. She encouraged it. I’m a youngest child. So I was spazzy and trying to be funny to my older sisters. It’s kind of my role in the family - tension reliever. I was funny or annoying, depending on your perspective (Funny Quotes) I was foreign and Jewish, with a funny name, and was very small and hated sport, a real problem at an English prep school. So the way to get round it was to become the school joker, which I did quite effectively - I was always fooling around to make the people who would otherwise dump me in the loo laugh (Funny Quotes) We moved to Baltimore, Maryland, in 1979, when I was five. The funny thing is that, even though Baltimore had one of the top murder rates in the country in those days, I grew up hearing about how dangerous New York was (Funny Quotes) I like to think my sense of humor is sort of smart and dumb at the same time. I like to work on multiple levels - smart and dumb, funny and sad, profound and mundane, cynical and hopeful (Funny Quotes) Snoopy didn’t start off being a Beagle. It’s just that ‘beagle’ is a funny word (Funny Quotes) I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy (Funny Quotes) My dad wears girls’ clothes - it’s so funny. Sometimes I see him and I’m like, ‘Nice shirt!,’ because it’s from my closet (Funny Quotes) Honky Tonk Badonkadonk wasnt some serious song, but it was huge! It was funny (Funny Quotes) I’m not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this ‘cool’ funny person. I don’t care how weird or ugly I look (Funny Quotes)

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