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Funny Quotes

My heart is so light that it’s amazing. I get to play all this grief, all this loss, all this disaster and chaos. It’s hysterically funny. I am very light Picture Quote #1

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not Picture Quote #1

On the stage you’re there, it’s live. There’s a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away Picture Quote #1

One lion thinks it’s just hilarious to tackle us. He’s very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen Picture Quote #1

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn’t it? Picture Quote #1

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy’s restroom and she wasn’t embarrassed at all Picture Quote #1

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One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny Picture Quote #1

Only bad golfers are lucky. They’re the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky Picture Quote #1

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren’t about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that Picture Quote #1

People just don’t laugh when their family is violated, and you don’t shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It’s a funny, primitive instinct Picture Quote #1

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they’ve caused all our grief. They’re so awful, they’re really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics Picture Quote #1

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke Picture Quote #1

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So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it’s also true that as a writer of books I want to have the whole range of human emotions Picture Quote #1

Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny Picture Quote #1

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you’re really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you don’t want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world Picture Quote #1

Straight men just can’t imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do Picture Quote #1

That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard Picture Quote #1

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The funny thing is, I’m not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is, people’s perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they’re still going to read what they want to into it Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it’s because they recognize me, and they say nice things Picture Quote #1

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time Picture Quote #1

The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia Picture Quote #1

The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That’s happened a lot. Or they’re often purely victims Picture Quote #1

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The tricky thing becomes: Do you know yourself well enough to then portray that on screen? And for me, I find that really hard. I’d rather hide behind accents and funny walks Picture Quote #1

To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong! Picture Quote #1

To me, I’ve never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men Picture Quote #1

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone Picture Quote #1

We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again Picture Quote #1

We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what’s funny Picture Quote #1

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My heart is so light that it’s amazing. I get to play all this grief, all this loss, all this disaster and chaos. It’s hysterically funny. I am very light (Funny Quotes) My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not (Funny Quotes) On the stage you’re there, it’s live. There’s a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away (Funny Quotes) One lion thinks it’s just hilarious to tackle us. He’s very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen (Funny Quotes) One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn’t it? (Funny Quotes) One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy’s restroom and she wasn’t embarrassed at all (Funny Quotes) One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny (Funny Quotes) Only bad golfers are lucky. They’re the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky (Funny Quotes) Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren’t about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that (Funny Quotes) People just don’t laugh when their family is violated, and you don’t shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It’s a funny, primitive instinct (Funny Quotes) Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they’ve caused all our grief. They’re so awful, they’re really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics (Funny Quotes) Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke (Funny Quotes) So while it is true that I find really dark stuff funny sometimes, it’s also true that as a writer of books I want to have the whole range of human emotions (Funny Quotes) Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny (Funny Quotes) Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you’re really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously (Funny Quotes) Sometimes you don’t want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world (Funny Quotes) Straight men just can’t imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do (Funny Quotes) That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is, I’m not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is, people’s perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they’re still going to read what they want to into it (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it’s because they recognize me, and they say nice things (Funny Quotes) The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time (Funny Quotes) The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia (Funny Quotes) The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That’s happened a lot. Or they’re often purely victims (Funny Quotes) The tricky thing becomes: Do you know yourself well enough to then portray that on screen? And for me, I find that really hard. I’d rather hide behind accents and funny walks (Funny Quotes) To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong! (Funny Quotes) To me, I’ve never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men (Funny Quotes) To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone (Funny Quotes) We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again (Funny Quotes) We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what’s funny (Funny Quotes)

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