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I’m decorating my parents’ house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!  (Funny Parents Quotes) I really like ‘Shameless’ because it brings up important issues, but we get to talk and laugh and look at something that’s really important that’s a problem, like alcoholism and bad parenting. It’s done in a funny, smart way  (Funny Parents Quotes) My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don’t speak English.  (Funny Parents Quotes) I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there’s none of that hopefully.  (Funny Parents Quotes) I don’t know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.  (Funny Parents Quotes) Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny.  (Funny Parents Quotes) My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on ‘SNL.’ My mom and I would watch it a lot.  (Funny Parents Quotes) My parents were very funny - they didn’t know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.  (Funny Parents Quotes) I’m thankful my parents obliged me to live with the unvarnished truth: I might not have been a looker, but I was a better speller than the prettiest girl in my class, and I was funnier, too.  (Funny Parents Quotes) It’s funny, when you start talking about primitive scenes, so many people have seen their parents having sex.  (Funny Parents Quotes) I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny  (Funny Parents Quotes) My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer  (Funny Parents Quotes) My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain  (Funny Parents Quotes) The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities  (Funny Parents Quotes) My parents always told me to be myself. I was always funny and silly as a kid. And I would always make them laugh. And they always told me to dream big and follow those dreams  (Funny Parents Quotes)