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Funny Mom Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
Having you in my life made everything better
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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You had me at hello
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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Text Quotes
Go ask mom said every dad ever (Funny Mom Quotes)
Mom giving baby a bath. Dad giving baby a bath (Funny Mom Quotes)
Some days, all that holds a mom together is baby drool and God's love (Funny Mom Quotes)
Mom? What is normal? It’s just a setting on the dryer, honey (Funny Mom Quotes)
Did I really just call my teacher mom (Funny Mom Quotes)
Mom's kitchen. She always had two things on the menu. Take it.... or leave it (Funny Mom Quotes)
Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom (Funny Mom Quotes)
The "first time mom" look (Funny Mom Quotes)
If being a mom is a job, I'm overdue for a promotion (Funny Mom Quotes)
Position open. Well played mom (Funny Mom Quotes)
Nice try, mom (Funny Mom Quotes)
How your mom looks at you during the parent-teacher meeting (Funny Mom Quotes)
His mom is 51 years old and breastfeeding (Funny Mom Quotes)
Oh, your friends are coming? let me turn into the nicest mom in the world (Funny Mom Quotes)
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