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Funny Love Quotes

The longer it takes me to find Mr. Right, the more he's going to pay for keeping me waiting Picture Quote #1

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man Picture Quote #1

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience Picture Quote #1

I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife Picture Quote #1

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway Picture Quote #1

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight Picture Quote #1

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I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! Picture Quote #1

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her Picture Quote #1

Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him Picture Quote #1

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things Picture Quote #1

Who doesnt love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time? Picture Quote #1

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working Picture Quote #1

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I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me Picture Quote #1

I had no choice. Love does funny things to people Picture Quote #1

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw Picture Quote #1

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury Picture Quote #1

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight Picture Quote #1

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The longer it takes me to find Mr. Right, the more he's going to pay for keeping me waiting (Funny Love Quotes) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man (Funny Love Quotes) Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience (Funny Love Quotes) I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife (Funny Love Quotes) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway (Funny Love Quotes) Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight (Funny Love Quotes) I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! (Funny Love Quotes) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her (Funny Love Quotes) Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him (Funny Love Quotes) All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things (Funny Love Quotes) Who doesnt love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time? (Funny Love Quotes) Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working (Funny Love Quotes) I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me (Funny Love Quotes) I had no choice. Love does funny things to people (Funny Love Quotes) Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw (Funny Love Quotes) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury (Funny Love Quotes) Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight (Funny Love Quotes)

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