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Funny Jokes Quotes

My daddy. He’s so funny! My whole family jokes around a lot Picture Quote #1

I don’t care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I’ll laugh because they’ll probably be funny Picture Quote #1

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world Picture Quote #1

I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don’t think they’re funny and the non-lawyers don’t think they’re jokes Picture Quote #1

Donald Trump was very receptive. Funny. Cracked some jokes. And understand it very well. And said he was in that he would work with us Picture Quote #1

As an actor, it’s always fun when you’re able to feel like there’s freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny Picture Quote #1

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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day Picture Quote #1

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny Picture Quote #1

I can’t find someone funny whom I don’t like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn’t find it funny at all Picture Quote #1

I don’t know why I get away with some things. But I’m not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit Picture Quote #1

I’m not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them Picture Quote #1

I don’t laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny Picture Quote #1

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It’s hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny Picture Quote #1

The first obligation I have is to be funny; it’s my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes Picture Quote #1

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don’t smoke pot think it’s a funny subject Picture Quote #1

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake Picture Quote #1

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids’ Funny Business Picture Quote #1

I’m so excited. Jay Leno is on the show tonight. He brought some really funny jokes and some great stories. Although I’m a little concerned he also brought his old desk and Kevin Eubanks. I just want Jay to be comfortable, but not too comfortable Picture Quote #1

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I don’t want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place Picture Quote #1

I often fake my death and then just show up at people’s houses. They say ‘that’s a good one Thom’ but I know maybe they don’t really think it’s a funny joke Picture Quote #1

Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw Picture Quote #1

I don’t know why I get away with some things. But I’m not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit Picture Quote #1

To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct Picture Quote #1

I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny Picture Quote #1

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible Picture Quote #1

I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes Picture Quote #1

It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something Picture Quote #1

It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier Picture Quote #1

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My daddy. He’s so funny! My whole family jokes around a lot. (Funny Jokes Quotes) I don’t care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I’ll laugh because they’ll probably be funny. (Funny Jokes Quotes) Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. (Funny Jokes Quotes) I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don’t think they’re funny and the non-lawyers don’t think they’re jokes. (Funny Jokes Quotes) Donald Trump was very receptive. Funny. Cracked some jokes. And understand it very well. And said he was in that he would work with us. (Funny Jokes Quotes) As an actor, it’s always fun when you’re able to feel like there’s freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny. (Funny Jokes Quotes) Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day. (Funny Jokes Quotes) Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny. (Funny Jokes Quotes) I can’t find someone funny whom I don’t like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn’t find it funny at all. (Funny Jokes Quotes) I don’t know why I get away with some things. But I’m not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit. (Funny Jokes Quotes) I’m not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them (Funny Jokes Quotes) I don’t laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny. (Funny Jokes Quotes) It’s hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something bizarre to make something funny. (Funny Jokes Quotes) The first obligation I have is to be funny; it’s my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes. (Funny Jokes Quotes) I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don’t smoke pot think it’s a funny subject. (Funny Jokes Quotes) I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. (Funny Jokes Quotes) Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids’ Funny Business. (Funny Jokes Quotes) I’m so excited. Jay Leno is on the show tonight. He brought some really funny jokes and some great stories. Although I’m a little concerned he also brought his old desk and Kevin Eubanks. I just want Jay to be comfortable, but not too comfortable (Funny Jokes Quotes) I don’t want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place (Funny Jokes Quotes) I often fake my death and then just show up at people’s houses. They say ‘that’s a good one Thom’ but I know maybe they don’t really think it’s a funny joke (Funny Jokes Quotes) Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw (Funny Jokes Quotes) I don’t know why I get away with some things. But I’m not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit (Funny Jokes Quotes) To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that are politically correct (Funny Jokes Quotes) I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny (Funny Jokes Quotes) The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible (Funny Jokes Quotes) I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes (Funny Jokes Quotes) It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something (Funny Jokes Quotes) It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier (Funny Jokes Quotes)

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