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Funny Husband Quotes

You’re an idiot. I’m your idiot. Foreveeer! Picture Quote #1

The wife’s away, so I had to pack my own lunch Picture Quote #1

You’re giving me the silent treatment Finally Picture Quote #1

I have trouble saying hu... hu... husband Picture Quote #1

Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way Picture Quote #1

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished Picture Quote #1

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My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met Picture Quote #1

I don't need Google, my wife knows everything! Picture Quote #1

A good husband is healthy and absent Picture Quote #1

Left my husband alone for 1 hour and this happened Picture Quote #1

I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married, did you? I don’t know, what’s your husbands name again? Picture Quote #1

My husband calls it nagging, I call it motivational speaking Picture Quote #1

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Oh look. Your husband is drowning Picture Quote #1

My husband thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not the one who married me Picture Quote #1

I leave my husband with the baby for ten minutes Picture Quote #1

I didn’t marry my husband for his money, I divorced him for it Picture Quote #1

Shauna Christy shot her husband. What? At least she had a husband to kill Picture Quote #1

Why does a girl have to be so silly to catch a husband Picture Quote #1

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I shop! Picture Quote #1

Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him sleep Picture Quote #1

The funny thing is that my husband couldn’t be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He’s got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he’s around you, he’s such a gentleman. He holds doors for ladies. He pulls out chairs. He cooks. He cleans Picture Quote #1

My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He’s good at defusing me Picture Quote #1

What’s funny is my husband doesn’t have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one Picture Quote #1

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I don’t have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day Picture Quote #1

My husband was very special and very funny and outspoken, and he would have a black and blue every so often because under the table, I’d say, ‘Don’t say that!’ Picture Quote #1

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right, and the other is the husband! Picture Quote #1

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You’re an idiot. I’m your idiot. Foreveeer! (Funny Husband Quotes) The wife’s away, so I had to pack my own lunch (Funny Husband Quotes) You’re giving me the silent treatment Finally (Funny Husband Quotes) I have trouble saying hu... hu... husband (Funny Husband Quotes) Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way (Funny Husband Quotes) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished (Funny Husband Quotes) My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met (Funny Husband Quotes) I don't need Google, my wife knows everything! (Funny Husband Quotes) A good husband is healthy and absent (Funny Husband Quotes) Left my husband alone for 1 hour and this happened (Funny Husband Quotes) I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married, did you? I don’t know, what’s your husbands name again? (Funny Husband Quotes) My husband calls it nagging, I call it motivational speaking (Funny Husband Quotes) Oh look. Your husband is drowning (Funny Husband Quotes) My husband thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not the one who married me (Funny Husband Quotes) I leave my husband with the baby for ten minutes (Funny Husband Quotes) I didn’t marry my husband for his money, I divorced him for it (Funny Husband Quotes) Shauna Christy shot her husband. What? At least she had a husband to kill (Funny Husband Quotes) Why does a girl have to be so silly to catch a husband (Funny Husband Quotes) My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I shop! (Funny Husband Quotes) Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops (Funny Husband Quotes) Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him sleep (Funny Husband Quotes) The funny thing is that my husband couldn’t be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He’s got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he’s around you, he’s such a gentleman. He holds doors for ladies. He pulls out chairs. He cooks. He cleans. (Funny Husband Quotes) My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He’s good at defusing me. (Funny Husband Quotes) What’s funny is my husband doesn’t have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one. (Funny Husband Quotes) I don’t have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day. (Funny Husband Quotes) My husband was very special and very funny and outspoken, and he would have a black and blue every so often because under the table, I’d say, ‘Don’t say that!’ (Funny Husband Quotes) Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right, and the other is the husband! (Funny Husband Quotes)

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