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Funny Family Quotes

Cute. Not cute Picture Quote #1

I leave my husband with the baby for ten minutes Picture Quote #1

Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock. Please don't let it replace your friends and family Picture Quote #1

How I feel when my sister is coming over Picture Quote #1

What makes you think the kid is mine? Picture Quote #1

Some days, all that holds a mom together is baby drool and God's love Picture Quote #1

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I'm so sorry, I heard your family got a cat Picture Quote #1

Home wasn't built in a day Picture Quote #1

Bye kids, we quit Picture Quote #1

Genetics in action Picture Quote #1

You're one of my favorite parents! Picture Quote #1

No DNA test needed Picture Quote #1

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Zombie apocalypse can bring a family together Picture Quote #1

Siblings: Children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together Picture Quote #1

My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny Picture Quote #1

When people say,

I'm dressed just like my sister. I'm dressed just like my sister. What it's like to have a sister Picture Quote #1

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own Picture Quote #1

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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business Picture Quote #1

Home is where you can say anything you like because nobody listens to you anyway Picture Quote #1

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops Picture Quote #1

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other Picture Quote #1

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner Picture Quote #1

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: “Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma.” Picture Quote #1

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Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too Picture Quote #1

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial Picture Quote #1

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet Picture Quote #1

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it Picture Quote #1

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness Picture Quote #1

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair Picture Quote #1

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Cute. Not cute (Funny Family Quotes) I leave my husband with the baby for ten minutes (Funny Family Quotes) Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock. Please don't let it replace your friends and family (Funny Family Quotes) How I feel when my sister is coming over (Funny Family Quotes) What makes you think the kid is mine? (Funny Family Quotes) Some days, all that holds a mom together is baby drool and God's love (Funny Family Quotes) I'm so sorry, I heard your family got a cat (Funny Family Quotes) Home wasn't built in a day (Funny Family Quotes) Bye kids, we quit (Funny Family Quotes) Genetics in action (Funny Family Quotes) You're one of my favorite parents! (Funny Family Quotes) No DNA test needed (Funny Family Quotes) Zombie apocalypse can bring a family together (Funny Family Quotes) Siblings: Children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together (Funny Family Quotes) My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny. (Funny Family Quotes) When people say, "I wish I had as many siblings as you!" I show them this picture (Funny Family Quotes) I'm dressed just like my sister. I'm dressed just like my sister. What it's like to have a sister (Funny Family Quotes) Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own (Funny Family Quotes) I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business (Funny Family Quotes) Home is where you can say anything you like because nobody listens to you anyway (Funny Family Quotes) Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops (Funny Family Quotes) Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other (Funny Family Quotes) Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner (Funny Family Quotes) If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: “Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma.” (Funny Family Quotes) Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too (Funny Family Quotes) Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial (Funny Family Quotes) Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet (Funny Family Quotes) As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it (Funny Family Quotes) To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness (Funny Family Quotes) My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair (Funny Family Quotes)

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