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Funny Dating Quotes

Me trying to flirt. Do you like... cheese? Picture Quote #1

The perfect pants for your first date Picture Quote #1

Brad arrived early for his blind date with Sylvia. Already things were looking doubtful Picture Quote #1

My weekends are for meeting new guys Picture Quote #1

So I’ll pick you up around 10? At night? Picture Quote #1

Oh look! It’s a finished painting of the people who want to date you Picture Quote #1

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You’re the only one who’s truly nice to me, maybe we should give it a shot. Said no girl ever! Picture Quote #1

In New Mexico, a man was arrested for buying a woman food so that she would have sex with him. The man has been charged with “dating” Picture Quote #1

Don’t worry, everything will be okay. I’m from the internet. Online dating - you’re doing it wrong Picture Quote #1

I am officially lowering my dating standards to include anyone who may have access to a swimming pool. I will learn to love you. Call me Picture Quote #1

Let’s try having sex before we rush into dating Picture Quote #1

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it Picture Quote #1

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Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows Picture Quote #1

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Me trying to flirt. Do you like... cheese? (Funny Dating Quotes) The perfect pants for your first date (Funny Dating Quotes) Brad arrived early for his blind date with Sylvia. Already things were looking doubtful (Funny Dating Quotes) My weekends are for meeting new guys (Funny Dating Quotes) So I’ll pick you up around 10? At night? (Funny Dating Quotes) Oh look! It’s a finished painting of the people who want to date you (Funny Dating Quotes) You’re the only one who’s truly nice to me, maybe we should give it a shot. Said no girl ever! (Funny Dating Quotes) In New Mexico, a man was arrested for buying a woman food so that she would have sex with him. The man has been charged with “dating” (Funny Dating Quotes) Don’t worry, everything will be okay. I’m from the internet. Online dating - you’re doing it wrong (Funny Dating Quotes) I am officially lowering my dating standards to include anyone who may have access to a swimming pool. I will learn to love you. Call me (Funny Dating Quotes) Let’s try having sex before we rush into dating (Funny Dating Quotes) Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it (Funny Dating Quotes) Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows (Funny Dating Quotes)