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Funny Christmas Quotes

What do you mean Santa's got enough reindeer Picture Quote #1

Merry Kissmyass Picture Quote #1

I'm the reason Santa has a naughty list Picture Quote #1

I hate you when you're sleeping. I hate you when you're awake Picture Quote #1

Thank goodness you're home. The Christmas tree fainted Picture Quote #1

Santa. Expectation. Reality Picture Quote #1

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Your gift is in the litter box Picture Quote #1

Everyone wake up! It’s Kwissmas!! Picture Quote #1

Christmas tree. Expectation. Reality Picture Quote #1

We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest christmas Picture Quote #1

It’s almost Christmas, Y U no snow?! Picture Quote #1

He see’s you when you’re sleeping Picture Quote #1

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When someone asks

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time Picture Quote #1

Christmas. Somehow I don’t think Santa will be visiting me this year Picture Quote #1

It’s ok, they will just think Santa ate them Picture Quote #1

Santa... you got my letter!! Picture Quote #1

You're not the real Santa!! Picture Quote #1

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night... don’t worry. I told Santa I want YOU for Christmas Picture Quote #1

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log Picture Quote #1

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included Picture Quote #1

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas Picture Quote #1

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas Picture Quote #1

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child Picture Quote #1

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What do you mean Santa's got enough reindeer (Funny Christmas Quotes) Merry Kissmyass (Funny Christmas Quotes) I'm the reason Santa has a naughty list (Funny Christmas Quotes) I hate you when you're sleeping. I hate you when you're awake (Funny Christmas Quotes) Thank goodness you're home. The Christmas tree fainted (Funny Christmas Quotes) Santa. Expectation. Reality (Funny Christmas Quotes) Your gift is in the litter box (Funny Christmas Quotes) Everyone wake up! It’s Kwissmas!! (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas tree. Expectation. Reality (Funny Christmas Quotes) We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest christmas (Funny Christmas Quotes) It’s almost Christmas, Y U no snow?! (Funny Christmas Quotes) He see’s you when you’re sleeping (Funny Christmas Quotes) When someone asks "where is your Xmas spirit", is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet? (Funny Christmas Quotes) Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas. Somehow I don’t think Santa will be visiting me this year (Funny Christmas Quotes) It’s ok, they will just think Santa ate them (Funny Christmas Quotes) Santa... you got my letter!! (Funny Christmas Quotes) You're not the real Santa!! (Funny Christmas Quotes) If a fat man puts you in a bag at night... don’t worry. I told Santa I want YOU for Christmas (Funny Christmas Quotes) Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log (Funny Christmas Quotes) I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas (Funny Christmas Quotes) Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas (Funny Christmas Quotes) There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child (Funny Christmas Quotes)