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Funny Christmas Quotes

What do you mean Santa's got enough reindeer Picture Quote #1

Thank goodness you're home. The Christmas tree fainted Picture Quote #1

He see’s you when you’re sleeping Picture Quote #1

We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest christmas Picture Quote #1

Christmas tree. Expectation. Reality Picture Quote #1

Everyone wake up! It’s Kwissmas!! Picture Quote #1

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Your gift is in the litter box Picture Quote #1

Santa. Expectation. Reality Picture Quote #1

Tie the mistletoe to my tail, so you can kiss my ass Picture Quote #1

I hate you when you're sleeping. I hate you when you're awake Picture Quote #1

I'm the reason Santa has a naughty list Picture Quote #1

It’s almost Christmas, Y U no snow?! Picture Quote #1

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Merry Kissmyass Picture Quote #1

When someone asks

This Christmas I’ve decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket. So all the people I don’t like can kiss my ass Picture Quote #1

I was wrong about you. How so? I thought Christmas only comes once a year Picture Quote #1

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time Picture Quote #1

Christmas. Somehow I don’t think Santa will be visiting me this year Picture Quote #1

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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year Picture Quote #1

It’s ok, they will just think Santa ate them Picture Quote #1

Santa... you got my letter!! Picture Quote #1

You're not the real Santa!! Picture Quote #1

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night... don’t worry. I told Santa I want YOU for Christmas Picture Quote #1

I’m trying to get into the holiday spirits... but the damn bottle won’t open Picture Quote #1

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Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log Picture Quote #1

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help Picture Quote #1

At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year Picture Quote #1

Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard Picture Quote #1

Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around Picture Quote #1

I have had a holiday, and I’d like to take it up professionally Picture Quote #1

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What do you mean Santa's got enough reindeer (Funny Christmas Quotes) Thank goodness you're home. The Christmas tree fainted (Funny Christmas Quotes) He see’s you when you’re sleeping (Funny Christmas Quotes) We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest christmas (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas tree. Expectation. Reality (Funny Christmas Quotes) Everyone wake up! It’s Kwissmas!! (Funny Christmas Quotes) Your gift is in the litter box (Funny Christmas Quotes) Santa. Expectation. Reality (Funny Christmas Quotes) Tie the mistletoe to my tail, so you can kiss my ass (Funny Christmas Quotes) I hate you when you're sleeping. I hate you when you're awake (Funny Christmas Quotes) I'm the reason Santa has a naughty list (Funny Christmas Quotes) It’s almost Christmas, Y U no snow?! (Funny Christmas Quotes) Merry Kissmyass (Funny Christmas Quotes) When someone asks "where is your Xmas spirit", is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet? (Funny Christmas Quotes) This Christmas I’ve decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket. So all the people I don’t like can kiss my ass (Funny Christmas Quotes) I was wrong about you. How so? I thought Christmas only comes once a year (Funny Christmas Quotes) Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas. Somehow I don’t think Santa will be visiting me this year (Funny Christmas Quotes) Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year (Funny Christmas Quotes) It’s ok, they will just think Santa ate them (Funny Christmas Quotes) Santa... you got my letter!! (Funny Christmas Quotes) You're not the real Santa!! (Funny Christmas Quotes) If a fat man puts you in a bag at night... don’t worry. I told Santa I want YOU for Christmas (Funny Christmas Quotes) I’m trying to get into the holiday spirits... but the damn bottle won’t open (Funny Christmas Quotes) Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help (Funny Christmas Quotes) At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard (Funny Christmas Quotes) Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around (Funny Christmas Quotes) I have had a holiday, and I’d like to take it up professionally (Funny Christmas Quotes)

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