Funny Boyfriend Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
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Text Quotes
I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
What makes him your boyfriend? I told him he was (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
How about no! You crazy clingy ex boyfriend (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
You don't like me? But your boyfriend does (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
Boyfriend says “Excuse Me” to girl in club. “How is she??” (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
I just lost my boyfriend... He's my fiancee now (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
Ex boyfriend voodoo doll (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I’m the best person in the world, and wants to have sex only with me (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
I don’t always meet a nice girl. But when I do, I meet her boyfriend ten minutes later (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
How I sit at the computer when Skyping my boyfriend. The other 99% of the time (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn’t being unique. Even now, I won’t wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I’m real funny that way (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
My career only took off because of one football game. I thought it was funny. ‘Playboy’ called and offered me a cover just like that. I turned them down initially, because I was nervous about it and my boyfriend at the time didn’t want me to do it, but they kept coming back, so I eventually said yes (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
With my boyfriend, we can make sexist jokes to each other because we know it’s absolutely not true. If I get home from a long day and he says: ‘Go on, get in the kitchen,’ it’s funny because we know it’s not our lives (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend. (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
It’s so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio - from the ‘Growing Pains’/’What’s Eating Gilbert Grape’ era, because he was superhot - and I carried a laminated photo of him in my wallet and said he was my boyfriend. But no one believed me (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
We whine when we don’t have a boyfriend, and we whine when we do (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
My boyfriend calls me ‘princess’, but I think of myself more along the lines of ‘monkey’ and ‘retard’. (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
I wish I could meet a guy like you. Translation: I want a guy that treats me like you do, but who’s not as ugly (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
Okay future boyfriend, you can stop playing hide and seek now (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)
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