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Funny Boyfriend Quotes

I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge Picture Quote #1

What makes him your boyfriend? I told him he was Picture Quote #1

How I sit at the computer when Skyping my boyfriend. The other 99% of the time Picture Quote #1

I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I’m the best person in the world, and wants to have sex only with me Picture Quote #1

Ex boyfriend voodoo doll Picture Quote #1

How about no! You crazy clingy ex boyfriend Picture Quote #1

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You don't like me? But your boyfriend does Picture Quote #1

Boyfriend says “Excuse Me” to girl in club. “How is she??” Picture Quote #1

I just lost my boyfriend... He's my fiancee now Picture Quote #1

We whine when we don’t have a boyfriend, and we whine when we do Picture Quote #1

I wish I could meet a guy like you. Translation: I want a guy that treats me like you do, but who’s not as ugly Picture Quote #1

Okay future boyfriend, you can stop playing hide and seek now Picture Quote #1

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I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away Picture Quote #1

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant Picture Quote #1

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I have a boyfriend. Oh wait. No, that’s a fridge. I have a fridge (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) What makes him your boyfriend? I told him he was (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) How I sit at the computer when Skyping my boyfriend. The other 99% of the time (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I’m the best person in the world, and wants to have sex only with me (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) Ex boyfriend voodoo doll (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) How about no! You crazy clingy ex boyfriend (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) You don't like me? But your boyfriend does (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) Boyfriend says “Excuse Me” to girl in club. “How is she??” (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) I just lost my boyfriend... He's my fiancee now (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) We whine when we don’t have a boyfriend, and we whine when we do (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) I wish I could meet a guy like you. Translation: I want a guy that treats me like you do, but who’s not as ugly (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) Okay future boyfriend, you can stop playing hide and seek now (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away (Funny Boyfriend Quotes) My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant (Funny Boyfriend Quotes)