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Funny Animal Quotes

Beware of the dog Picture Quote #1

Sure I’m a Great Dane. Are you really a French Poodle? Picture Quote #1

Epic fetch Picture Quote #1

Wait a minute.. this isn't the park Picture Quote #1

I told her I was a pitbull Picture Quote #1

My precioussssssssss Picture Quote #1

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Hi, we understand you are 40 and not married Picture Quote #1

Feed me so i can take a nap Picture Quote #1

Quick Fran, tourists. Smile Picture Quote #1

I wish I were a unicorn, so I could stab idiots with my head. Picture Quote #1

That look you get when you’re caught having sex with a stuffed animal head Picture Quote #1

The fact that bunnies exist is proof that everything is going to be ok Picture Quote #1

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I don't always bark at night Picture Quote #1

If cats could talk, they wouldn't Picture Quote #1

I don't usually want to cuddle, but when I do, you're wearing black and about to leave for work Picture Quote #1

How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away Picture Quote #1

The master's home yay!! You're late slave! Picture Quote #1

And who can tell me, which animal did the Egyptians worship? Picture Quote #1

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Just what part of meow don't you understand Picture Quote #1

Let's make a panda Picture Quote #1

Do I squeak, meow or bark? Picture Quote #1

Cats mature. Dogs just get older Picture Quote #1

Rawr!!!!! Just kidding. I'm only a turtle Picture Quote #1

Patience. Because you know that someday, you'll beat the #$%! out of that cat Picture Quote #1

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Not Simba! Put me down Picture Quote #1

Say nothing, they'll blame the dog Picture Quote #1

Today the dog. Tomorrow the world Picture Quote #1

She didn’t like the dead bird. I don’t understand Picture Quote #1

Meow. Meow. uh... meowf? Picture Quote #1

I interrupt your leisure to report a hungry Picture Quote #1

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Beware of the dog (Funny Animal Quotes) Sure I’m a Great Dane. Are you really a French Poodle? (Funny Animal Quotes) Epic fetch (Funny Animal Quotes) Wait a minute.. this isn't the park (Funny Animal Quotes) I told her I was a pitbull (Funny Animal Quotes) My precioussssssssss (Funny Animal Quotes) Hi, we understand you are 40 and not married (Funny Animal Quotes) Feed me so i can take a nap (Funny Animal Quotes) Quick Fran, tourists. Smile (Funny Animal Quotes) I wish I were a unicorn, so I could stab idiots with my head. (Funny Animal Quotes) That look you get when you’re caught having sex with a stuffed animal head (Funny Animal Quotes) The fact that bunnies exist is proof that everything is going to be ok (Funny Animal Quotes) I don't always bark at night (Funny Animal Quotes) If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Funny Animal Quotes) I don't usually want to cuddle, but when I do, you're wearing black and about to leave for work (Funny Animal Quotes) How to handle stress like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it and walk away (Funny Animal Quotes) The master's home yay!! You're late slave! (Funny Animal Quotes) And who can tell me, which animal did the Egyptians worship? (Funny Animal Quotes) Just what part of meow don't you understand (Funny Animal Quotes) Let's make a panda (Funny Animal Quotes) Do I squeak, meow or bark? (Funny Animal Quotes) Cats mature. Dogs just get older (Funny Animal Quotes) Rawr!!!!! Just kidding. I'm only a turtle (Funny Animal Quotes) Patience. Because you know that someday, you'll beat the #$%! out of that cat (Funny Animal Quotes) Not Simba! Put me down (Funny Animal Quotes) Say nothing, they'll blame the dog (Funny Animal Quotes) Today the dog. Tomorrow the world (Funny Animal Quotes) She didn’t like the dead bird. I don’t understand (Funny Animal Quotes) Meow. Meow. uh... meowf? (Funny Animal Quotes) I interrupt your leisure to report a hungry (Funny Animal Quotes)

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