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Expectation. Reality Picture Quote #7

You had one job Picture Quote #1

When all else fails take a nap Picture Quote #1

Nailed it Picture Quote #2

So close, yet so far away Picture Quote #1

Only dead fish go with the flow Picture Quote #3

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure

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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me

I have no idea what I'm doing Picture Quote #1

I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people Picture Quote #1

Yoga. Vodka Picture Quote #1

You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? Picture Quote #1

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now Picture Quote #1

I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In Picture Quote #1

Having you in my life made everything better

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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever

Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid Picture Quote #1

Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it Picture Quote #1

At first I was like. But then I was all Picture Quote #2

Now I can get fat Picture Quote #1

Witty Quote Picture Quote #1

Fun Quote Picture Quote #1

You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely

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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew

Interesting Quote Picture Quote #1

The first step to recovery is admitting you're a dumbass Picture Quote #1

I'm not lazy, i'm just in energy saving mode Picture Quote #1

I saw that Picture Quote #1

Friends are therapists you can drink with Picture Quote #1

If he truly loves me, he'll let me sleep Picture Quote #1

A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future

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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now Picture Quote #1

I don't always bark at night Picture Quote #1

If cats could talk, they wouldn't Picture Quote #1

Feed me so i can take a nap Picture Quote #1

Today was going great until, people Picture Quote #1

My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari Picture Quote #1

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Expectation. Reality (Funniest Quotes) You had one job (Funniest Quotes) When all else fails take a nap (Funniest Quotes) Nailed it (Funniest Quotes) So close, yet so far away (Funniest Quotes) Only dead fish go with the flow (Funniest Quotes) I have no idea what I'm doing (Funniest Quotes) I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people (Funniest Quotes) Yoga. Vodka (Funniest Quotes) You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? (Funniest Quotes) Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now (Funniest Quotes) I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In (Funniest Quotes) Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid (Funniest Quotes) Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it (Funniest Quotes) At first I was like. But then I was all (Funniest Quotes) Now I can get fat (Funniest Quotes) The first step to recovery is admitting you're a dumbass (Funniest Quotes) I'm not lazy, i'm just in energy saving mode (Funniest Quotes) I saw that (Funniest Quotes) Friends are therapists you can drink with (Funniest Quotes) If he truly loves me, he'll let me sleep (Funniest Quotes) I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now (Funniest Quotes) I don't always bark at night (Funniest Quotes) If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Funniest Quotes) Feed me so i can take a nap (Funniest Quotes) Today was going great until, people (Funniest Quotes) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari (Funniest Quotes)

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