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The notebook is the funniest movie ever! (Funniest Quotes)
If she says "do whatever you want", do NOT do whatever you want (Funniest Quotes)
A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by (Funniest Quotes)
in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!" (Funniest Quotes)
You’re just a big pussy! I’m leaving you for a real man!! Sup bruh (Funniest Quotes)
When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission (Funniest Quotes)
If a woman tells you “you’re right” that’s called sarcasm (Funniest Quotes)
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated (Funniest Quotes)
If women could read minds, every man would get slapped (Funniest Quotes)
The funniest things are the forbidden (Funniest Quotes)
Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich (Funniest Quotes)
Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all (Funniest Quotes)
The funniest people are the saddest once (Funniest Quotes)
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it (Funniest Quotes)
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats (Funniest Quotes)
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head (Funniest Quotes)
The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice (Funniest Quotes)
I’m tired of being the funniest person in the room (Funniest Quotes)
The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level (Funniest Quotes)
Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I’ve ever seen (Funniest Quotes)
Some of my funniest thoughts come to me while I’m taking a shower (Funniest Quotes)
My kids are the funniest two human beings there are (Funniest Quotes)
The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice... (Funniest Quotes)
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world (Funniest Quotes)
I have a fantastic husband. Here’s the honeymoon part: I still think he’s the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I’ve ever known (Funniest Quotes)
Ransom thought her girly tendencies the funniest thing ever, constantly teased her over them, but the last time he’d opened his big mouth, she’d gotten her own back by pointing out that his long black hair sure did look well conditioned (Funniest Quotes)
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world (Funniest Quotes)
Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters (Funniest Quotes)
I think some of the funniest and most artistic people I know are the ones who had a hard time at school. They often have humility and artistry. So, as much as I feel bad for kids who have to go through a rough childhood, I believe that if they can turn it around, it’s going to make them better people later on. (Funniest Quotes)
My drummer is my favorite drummer in the world, and he also happens to be the funniest person you’ll meet. (Funniest Quotes)