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A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by Picture Quote #1

in the morning i'm like

When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission Picture Quote #1

If a woman tells you “you’re right” that’s called sarcasm Picture Quote #1

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated Picture Quote #1

The funniest things are the forbidden Picture Quote #1

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The funniest people are the saddest once Picture Quote #1

The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it Picture Quote #1

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats Picture Quote #1

The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice Picture Quote #1

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world Picture Quote #1

I have a fantastic husband. Here’s the honeymoon part: I still think he’s the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I’ve ever known Picture Quote #1

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Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters Picture Quote #1

I think some of the funniest and most artistic people I know are the ones who had a hard time at school. They often have humility and artistry. So, as much as I feel bad for kids who have to go through a rough childhood, I believe that if they can turn it around, it’s going to make them better people later on Picture Quote #1

My drummer is my favorite drummer in the world, and he also happens to be the funniest person you’ll meet Picture Quote #1

I love ‘Robot Chicken,’ ‘The Boondocks’ and ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’ Then there’s this show called ‘The First 48.’ It’s a documentary about killings where they try and find murderers. They interrogate people and they tell on each other - it’s hilarious Picture Quote #1

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A chance to do the right thing. I love those moments. I like to wave at them them as they pass by (Funniest Quotes) in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!" (Funniest Quotes) When a girl says “ok have fun” DO NOT HAVE FUN. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission (Funniest Quotes) If a woman tells you “you’re right” that’s called sarcasm (Funniest Quotes) The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated (Funniest Quotes) The funniest things are the forbidden (Funniest Quotes) The funniest people are the saddest once (Funniest Quotes) The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it (Funniest Quotes) And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats (Funniest Quotes) The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice... (Funniest Quotes) My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world (Funniest Quotes) I have a fantastic husband. Here’s the honeymoon part: I still think he’s the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I’ve ever known (Funniest Quotes) Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters (Funniest Quotes) I think some of the funniest and most artistic people I know are the ones who had a hard time at school. They often have humility and artistry. So, as much as I feel bad for kids who have to go through a rough childhood, I believe that if they can turn it around, it’s going to make them better people later on. (Funniest Quotes) My drummer is my favorite drummer in the world, and he also happens to be the funniest person you’ll meet. (Funniest Quotes) I love ‘Robot Chicken,’ ‘The Boondocks’ and ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’ Then there’s this show called ‘The First 48.’ It’s a documentary about killings where they try and find murderers. They interrogate people and they tell on each other - it’s hilarious. (Funniest Quotes)

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