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Fridge Quotes

I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff’s kitchen. He went to the fridge, opened it, and came out with a bottle of bourbon. He poured some into a coffee cup, drank it down, and poured some more. He offered me the bottle. No, thanks. Aren’t you supposed to drink vodka? Aren’t you supposed to wear a pointy hat and ride on a flying broomstick? Touche, I said Picture Quote #1

Fine. Your oatmeal spread in the fridge would go too, but it’s already been opened. That stuff was disgusting. Jay, thats my facial scrub Picture Quote #1

Well, I’ve got a colour telly, and a fridge. I’ve got some pork chops in the fridge, but the chops keep going off, so I have to keep buying more Picture Quote #1

Keep your feet on the deck, your hands on the tiller, your eyes on the horizon and your beer in the fridge! Picture Quote #1

Tom had traveled around the sun eleven times when the delivery truck brought his mother’s newest fridge, but a number doesn’t really describe his age Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to go into a fridge at an undertaker’s. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral. Please can someone sit with me in case I get lonely? I promise not to scare you Picture Quote #1

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I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff’s kitchen. He went to the fridge, opened it, and came out with a bottle of bourbon. He poured some into a coffee cup, drank it down, and poured some more. He offered me the bottle. No, thanks. Aren’t you supposed to drink vodka? Aren’t you supposed to wear a pointy hat and ride on a flying broomstick? Touche, I said (Fridge Quotes) Fine. Your oatmeal spread in the fridge would go too, but it’s already been opened. That stuff was disgusting. Jay, thats my facial scrub (Fridge Quotes) Well, I’ve got a colour telly, and a fridge. I’ve got some pork chops in the fridge, but the chops keep going off, so I have to keep buying more (Fridge Quotes) Keep your feet on the deck, your hands on the tiller, your eyes on the horizon and your beer in the fridge! (Fridge Quotes) Tom had traveled around the sun eleven times when the delivery truck brought his mother’s newest fridge, but a number doesn’t really describe his age (Fridge Quotes) I don’t want to go into a fridge at an undertaker’s. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral. Please can someone sit with me in case I get lonely? I promise not to scare you (Fridge Quotes)

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