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Interviewer: ‘So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?’ Frank Zappa: ‘You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table? (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Who are the brain police? (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Music is always a commentary on society (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry (Frank Zappa Quotes)
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff (Frank Zappa Quotes)
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Brown shoes don’t make it (Frank Zappa Quotes)
If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die (Frank Zappa Quotes)
To me absurdity is the only reality (Frank Zappa Quotes)
People are just waiting around to get certified (Frank Zappa Quotes)
There isn’t anything weird about my music (Frank Zappa Quotes)
It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be (Frank Zappa Quotes)
One size does not fit all (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Don’t eat the yellow snow (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on (Frank Zappa Quotes)
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny (Frank Zappa Quotes)
So many books, so little time (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement (Frank Zappa Quotes)
People like Frank Zappa were amazing for us Brits (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it (Frank Zappa Quotes)
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced (Frank Zappa Quotes)
I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower (Frank Zappa Quotes)
Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money (Frank Zappa Quotes)
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater (Frank Zappa Quotes)
I ain’t the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don’t change those evil ways, I’m gonna make her bleed (Frank Zappa Quotes)
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life (Frank Zappa Quotes)





























