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Fran Lebowitz Quotes

You're only as good as your last haircut Picture Quote #1

Your responsibility as a parent is never great as the case is with the mother Picture Quote #1

I hate money. It is boring and it is arithmetic. The two things I hate the most Picture Quote #1

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota Picture Quote #1

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable Picture Quote #1

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable Picture Quote #1

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Andy Warhol made fame more famous Picture Quote #1

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep Picture Quote #1

Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds Picture Quote #1

A salad is not a meal. It is a style Picture Quote #1

Never judge a cover by its book Picture Quote #1

Sleep is death without the responsibility Picture Quote #1

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Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add Picture Quote #1

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications Picture Quote #1

Humility is no substitute for a good personality Picture Quote #1

My favorite animal is steak Picture Quote #1

Nothing succeeds like address Picture Quote #1

Polite conversation is rarely either Picture Quote #1

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Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try Picture Quote #1

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death Picture Quote #1

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting Picture Quote #1

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel Picture Quote #1

Money... buys privacy, silence. The less money you have, the noisier it is; the thinner your walls, the closer your neighbors... The first thing you notice when you step into the house or apartment of a rich person is how quiet it is Picture Quote #1

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do Picture Quote #1

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I don’t believe in anything you have to believe in Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing like being old to be sure of everything Picture Quote #1

The three questions of greatest concern are: 1) Is it attractive? 2) Is it amusing? 3) Does it know its place? Picture Quote #1

Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth Picture Quote #1

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type Picture Quote #1

Knowingness is sexy. The opposite of sexy is naivete Picture Quote #1

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You're only as good as your last haircut (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Your responsibility as a parent is never great as the case is with the mother (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) I hate money. It is boring and it is arithmetic. The two things I hate the most. (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Andy Warhol made fame more famous (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) A salad is not a meal. It is a style (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Never judge a cover by its book (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Sleep is death without the responsibility (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Humility is no substitute for a good personality (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) My favorite animal is steak (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Nothing succeeds like address (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Polite conversation is rarely either (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Money... buys privacy, silence. The less money you have, the noisier it is; the thinner your walls, the closer your neighbors... The first thing you notice when you step into the house or apartment of a rich person is how quiet it is (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) I don’t believe in anything you have to believe in (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) There’s nothing like being old to be sure of everything (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) The three questions of greatest concern are: 1) Is it attractive? 2) Is it amusing? 3) Does it know its place? (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Knowingness is sexy. The opposite of sexy is naivete (Fran Lebowitz Quotes)

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