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Fran Lebowitz Quotes

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football Picture Quote #1

Money... buys privacy, silence. The less money you have, the noisier it is; the thinner your walls, the closer your neighbors... The first thing you notice when you step into the house or apartment of a rich person is how quiet it is Picture Quote #1

Knowingness is sexy. The opposite of sexy is naivete Picture Quote #1

Think before you speak. Read before you think. This will give you something to think about that you didn't make up yourself - a wise move at any age, but most especially at seventeen, when you are in the greatest danger of coming to annoying conclusions Picture Quote #1

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies Picture Quote #1

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not Picture Quote #1

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Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian Picture Quote #1

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers Picture Quote #1

Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth Picture Quote #1

Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word collectible as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success Picture Quote #1

The three questions of greatest concern are: 1) Is it attractive? 2) Is it amusing? 3) Does it know its place? Picture Quote #1

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat Picture Quote #1

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You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do Picture Quote #1

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them Picture Quote #1

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood? Picture Quote #1

Cold soup is a very tricky thing and it is a rare hostess who can carry it off. More often than not the dinner guest is left with the impression that had he only come a little earlier he could have gotten it while it was still hot Picture Quote #1

To lose yourself in a book is the desire of the bookworm. I mean to be taken. That is my desire Picture Quote #1

How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses Picture Quote #1

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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Money... buys privacy, silence. The less money you have, the noisier it is; the thinner your walls, the closer your neighbors... The first thing you notice when you step into the house or apartment of a rich person is how quiet it is (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Knowingness is sexy. The opposite of sexy is naivete (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Think before you speak. Read before you think. This will give you something to think about that you didn't make up yourself - a wise move at any age, but most especially at seventeen, when you are in the greatest danger of coming to annoying conclusions (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word collectible as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) The three questions of greatest concern are: 1) Is it attractive? 2) Is it amusing? 3) Does it know its place? (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood? (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Cold soup is a very tricky thing and it is a rare hostess who can carry it off. More often than not the dinner guest is left with the impression that had he only come a little earlier he could have gotten it while it was still hot (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) To lose yourself in a book is the desire of the bookworm. I mean to be taken. That is my desire (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses (Fran Lebowitz Quotes)

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