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Fran Lebowitz Quotes

My favorite animal is steak Picture Quote #1

Nothing succeeds like address Picture Quote #1

Polite conversation is rarely either Picture Quote #1

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting Picture Quote #1

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel Picture Quote #1

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try Picture Quote #1

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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death Picture Quote #1

Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke Picture Quote #1

Do not elicit your child's political opinions. He doesn't know any more than you do Picture Quote #1

You don’t have to lay an egg to know if it tastes good Picture Quote #1

The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food Picture Quote #1

I just write when fear overtakes me Picture Quote #1

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All of television’s appalling, but this is hardly a new statement Picture Quote #1

There’s too much democracy in the culture, not enough in the society Picture Quote #1

I prefer dead writers because you don’t run into them at parties Picture Quote #1

I write so slowly, I could write with my own blood and not hurt myself Picture Quote #1

Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one Picture Quote #1

I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use Picture Quote #1

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No one earns $100 million. You steal $100 million Picture Quote #1

By the time everyone catches up with you, you’re bored Picture Quote #1

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house Picture Quote #1

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing Picture Quote #1

Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner Picture Quote #1

I believe in talking behind peoples’ backs. That way, they hear it more than once Picture Quote #1

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There are too many books. The books are terrible. And this is because you have been taught to have self-esteem Picture Quote #1

My favorite way to wake up is to have a certain French movie star whisper to me softly at two-thirty in the afternoon that if I want to get to Sweden in time to pick up my Nobel Prize for Literature, I had better ring for breakfast. This occurs rather less often than one might wish Picture Quote #1

I hate, simply, to work. I just hate to work, period. I am profoundly slothful. Practically inert Picture Quote #1

The only appropriate response to the question, ‘Can I be frank?’ is, ‘Yes, if I can be Barbara Picture Quote #1

Smoking is the great romance of my lifetime. If I could find someone I wanted forty-five times a day, perhaps I could stop Picture Quote #1

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens Picture Quote #1

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My favorite animal is steak (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Nothing succeeds like address (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Polite conversation is rarely either (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Do not elicit your child's political opinions. He doesn't know any more than you do (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) You don’t have to lay an egg to know if it tastes good (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) I just write when fear overtakes me (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) All of television’s appalling, but this is hardly a new statement (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) There’s too much democracy in the culture, not enough in the society (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) I prefer dead writers because you don’t run into them at parties (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) I write so slowly, I could write with my own blood and not hurt myself (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) No one earns $100 million. You steal $100 million (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) By the time everyone catches up with you, you’re bored (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) I believe in talking behind peoples’ backs. That way, they hear it more than once (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) There are too many books. The books are terrible. And this is because you have been taught to have self-esteem (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) My favorite way to wake up is to have a certain French movie star whisper to me softly at two-thirty in the afternoon that if I want to get to Sweden in time to pick up my Nobel Prize for Literature, I had better ring for breakfast. This occurs rather less often than one might wish (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) I hate, simply, to work. I just hate to work, period. I am profoundly slothful. Practically inert (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) The only appropriate response to the question, ‘Can I be frank?’ is, ‘Yes, if I can be Barbara (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Smoking is the great romance of my lifetime. If I could find someone I wanted forty-five times a day, perhaps I could stop (Fran Lebowitz Quotes) Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens (Fran Lebowitz Quotes)

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