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Fire Hydrant Quotes






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Once I was walking from The Mercer in New York - because otherwise I don’t walk anywhere - and this woman paparazzo who was following me fell over a fire hydrant and her whole tooth went through her lip. I leant over her, saying, ‘Are you all right?’ and she was still taking pictures (Fire Hydrant Quotes)
The grass is always greener around the fire hydrant (Fire Hydrant Quotes)
Whenever my water breaks it’ll be like a fire hydrant! (Fire Hydrant Quotes)
Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs (Fire Hydrant Quotes)
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant (Fire Hydrant Quotes)