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Fat Quotes

The beginning of my career was so brilliant. It wasn’t until ten years later that I went, ‘Oh, that was a big, fat fluke and, boy, was I ever lucky Picture Quote #1

I was called fat and ugly in the press almost my entire life. I understand that being judged by others comes with the territory, but it broke my heart and ruined my self-esteem Picture Quote #1

These are the people who do studies that your carry-out Chinese meals are saturated in fat. I’d just like to meet them! I mean, what do they do for pleasure? Picture Quote #1

Some women have said, ‘Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what will people think of me?’ But they were converted and sometimes surprised Picture Quote #1

Well you know, it’s true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things. But guess what? the amount of that risk is almost infinitessimal! Picture Quote #1

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I’m not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat Picture Quote #1

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I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check, a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung Picture Quote #1

I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically Picture Quote #1

Whoso will pray, he must fast and be clean, And fat his soul, and make his body lean Picture Quote #1

I especially like Ron. Sometimes you feel so sorry for him because he’s always getting stuff from his brothers. And he’s got a fat, lazy rat Picture Quote #1

I do less-fanciful reality. I celebrate the fat, the ugly, the women who can’t get guys. I’m not trying to entertain you; I’m trying to make you passionate Picture Quote #1

I remember trying to work out like crazy to get rid of all of my womanly features because I thought they made me fat Picture Quote #1

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I love food too much - not because I’m fat but because it’s so consumptionistic, etc Picture Quote #1

I was 19 when I recorded my first album, and I’ve been exposed to many things during these last few years; all the baby fat is gone Picture Quote #1

The purpose of the media is to make us all spectators, to watch. So that’s why we have millions of fat children watching the games, eating and consuming and not playing themselves Picture Quote #1

Fast food is inexpensive, convenient, and it tastes good. I’m all in favor of that. My problem is how heavily processed it is - how full of salt, fat, and sugar it is Picture Quote #1

You’re never going to see the fat Elvis in me. People I admired like Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and John Belushi all died at 27. I’ve got jeans older than that Picture Quote #1

I’m glad a potential ban on tubs of soda was finally enough to get your fat ass involved in politics Picture Quote #1

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Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people Picture Quote #1

Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it’s still printing Picture Quote #1

Two forms of fat that are vitally important for brain health are cholesterol and saturated fat Picture Quote #1

Dear gym teacher, how the hell are you fat? Sincerely, you teach exercise for a living! Picture Quote #1

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes Picture Quote #1

I hope you’re the least fat, bald, broke, embarrassingly drunk person at your high school reunion Picture Quote #1

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Just a reminder that our wedding’s coming up and you may be too fat for your suit or tux pants Picture Quote #1

That awkward moment when you congratulate a fat lady for being pregnant Picture Quote #1

Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat! Picture Quote #1

I wish James Dean would never have died. Then he’d be fat and acting on ‘Dynasty’ or something. There wouldn’t be this whiny-boy act that’s so prevalent everywhere Picture Quote #1

When I was 16 years old, my brother Frank said, ‘You’d better become a catcher, because you’re too big and fat to do anything else.’ Well, I took his advice. It was a quick way to get to the big leagues, and I’ve never regretted it Picture Quote #1

One of the first papers I wrote at the University of Wisconsin, in 1977, was on stem cells. I realized that if I changed the environment that these cells were in, I could turn the cells into bone, and if I changed the environment a bit more, they would form fat cells Picture Quote #1

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The beginning of my career was so brilliant. It wasn’t until ten years later that I went, ‘Oh, that was a big, fat fluke and, boy, was I ever lucky (Fat Quotes) I was called fat and ugly in the press almost my entire life. I understand that being judged by others comes with the territory, but it broke my heart and ruined my self-esteem (Fat Quotes) These are the people who do studies that your carry-out Chinese meals are saturated in fat. I’d just like to meet them! I mean, what do they do for pleasure? (Fat Quotes) Some women have said, ‘Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what will people think of me?’ But they were converted and sometimes surprised (Fat Quotes) Well you know, it’s true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things. But guess what? the amount of that risk is almost infinitessimal! (Fat Quotes) The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I’m not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat (Fat Quotes) I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check, a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung (Fat Quotes) I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically (Fat Quotes) Whoso will pray, he must fast and be clean, And fat his soul, and make his body lean (Fat Quotes) I especially like Ron. Sometimes you feel so sorry for him because he’s always getting stuff from his brothers. And he’s got a fat, lazy rat (Fat Quotes) I do less-fanciful reality. I celebrate the fat, the ugly, the women who can’t get guys. I’m not trying to entertain you; I’m trying to make you passionate (Fat Quotes) I remember trying to work out like crazy to get rid of all of my womanly features because I thought they made me fat (Fat Quotes) I love food too much - not because I’m fat but because it’s so consumptionistic, etc (Fat Quotes) I was 19 when I recorded my first album, and I’ve been exposed to many things during these last few years; all the baby fat is gone (Fat Quotes) The purpose of the media is to make us all spectators, to watch. So that’s why we have millions of fat children watching the games, eating and consuming and not playing themselves (Fat Quotes) Fast food is inexpensive, convenient, and it tastes good. I’m all in favor of that. My problem is how heavily processed it is - how full of salt, fat, and sugar it is (Fat Quotes) You’re never going to see the fat Elvis in me. People I admired like Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and John Belushi all died at 27. I’ve got jeans older than that (Fat Quotes) I’m glad a potential ban on tubs of soda was finally enough to get your fat ass involved in politics (Fat Quotes) Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people (Fat Quotes) Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it’s still printing (Fat Quotes) Two forms of fat that are vitally important for brain health are cholesterol and saturated fat (Fat Quotes) Dear gym teacher, how the hell are you fat? Sincerely, you teach exercise for a living! (Fat Quotes) What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes (Fat Quotes) I hope you’re the least fat, bald, broke, embarrassingly drunk person at your high school reunion (Fat Quotes) Just a reminder that our wedding’s coming up and you may be too fat for your suit or tux pants (Fat Quotes) That awkward moment when you congratulate a fat lady for being pregnant (Fat Quotes) Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I’m getting fat! (Fat Quotes) I wish James Dean would never have died. Then he’d be fat and acting on ‘Dynasty’ or something. There wouldn’t be this whiny-boy act that’s so prevalent everywhere (Fat Quotes) When I was 16 years old, my brother Frank said, ‘You’d better become a catcher, because you’re too big and fat to do anything else.’ Well, I took his advice. It was a quick way to get to the big leagues, and I’ve never regretted it (Fat Quotes) One of the first papers I wrote at the University of Wisconsin, in 1977, was on stem cells. I realized that if I changed the environment that these cells were in, I could turn the cells into bone, and if I changed the environment a bit more, they would form fat cells (Fat Quotes)

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