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Fat Quotes

Some things are worth the fat and calories, although I have to watch it like a hawk Picture Quote #1

If I’m two pounds heavier, I’m fat. If I’m skinnier, I’m sick. It’s ridiculous. And that’s not coming from agents or designers Picture Quote #1

I was a fat girl growing up and had to change schools because kids were so mean Picture Quote #1

I get up between 6:30 and 8 am. I used to make a cup of coffee first thing, but now I have warm water with a bit of lemon juice in it. I’ve cut down on things as I was getting fat Picture Quote #1

I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday Picture Quote #1

I was a precocious only child, and then I went through a fat, awkward stage for several years, so I learned to fall back on my humor and personality when I was growing up. It’s how you survive, so I think it was more of a natural progression for me, developing into comedy Picture Quote #1

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I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you’re like that weird fat person that got skinny but still has a big head. I don’t want to do that. So I’m just trying Picture Quote #1

My doctor told me that I’m old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately Picture Quote #1

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma’am, he’s between my legs, but your too fat to ride Picture Quote #1

I look fine. I’ve had no surgery apart from an operation I had decades ago to remove the fat under my eyes. My mum looked 30 when she was 60, so I guess I owe it all to genes and hair dye Picture Quote #1

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself Picture Quote #1

I spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who’d love me once I got fat Picture Quote #1

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When you’re a big girl like me, you want someone who makes you feel diminutive. I think fat guys are sexy Picture Quote #1

This veridic nose arrives everywhere a quarter of an hour before its master. Ten shoemakers, good round fat ones too, go and sit down to work under it out of the rain Picture Quote #1

When I got into the sport I was so fat that my manager said he should send me to boot camp to lose the weight! Picture Quote #1

I would love to date a chef. I’d probably get really fat, but I don’t care Picture Quote #1

I’ve picked up a great appetite for pastrami on rye and a nice cream soda. It is fantastic. So I have to be careful or I’m going to just get really fat Picture Quote #1

When I was younger I was always big; I was a fat boy at school. I had an early growth spurt, and when I went to secondary school I was tall enough to be a policeman Picture Quote #1

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For the first 50 years of your life the food industry is trying to make you fat. Then, the second 50 years, the pharmaceutical industry is treating you for everything Picture Quote #1

If you don’t show up at a party, people will assume you’re fat Picture Quote #1

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don’t know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady Picture Quote #1

The cook cares not a bit for toil, toil, if the fowl be plump and fat Picture Quote #1

God said this is our land, land in which we flourish as people... we want our cattle to get fat on our land so that our children grow up in prosperity; and we do not want the fat removed to feed others Picture Quote #1

I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work Picture Quote #1

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I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses Picture Quote #1

Making love to a fat woman sure is a treat, because I’m here to tell you that meat hold heat Picture Quote #1

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze. I got a big fat mama trying to break me Picture Quote #1

She might be nasty, she might be fat, but I never met a person who would tell her that Picture Quote #1

Every girl has something beautiful in her soul. It doesn’t matter if she’s fat or thin. That has nothing to do with her personality Picture Quote #1

Everything can be learned, including, to a very large extent, to be what you are not. You can learn to be pretty if you are plain, charming if you are dull, thin if you are fat, youthful if you are aging, how to write though you are inarticulate, how to make money though you are not good with figures Picture Quote #1

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Some things are worth the fat and calories, although I have to watch it like a hawk (Fat Quotes) If I’m two pounds heavier, I’m fat. If I’m skinnier, I’m sick. It’s ridiculous. And that’s not coming from agents or designers (Fat Quotes) I was a fat girl growing up and had to change schools because kids were so mean (Fat Quotes) I get up between 6:30 and 8 am. I used to make a cup of coffee first thing, but now I have warm water with a bit of lemon juice in it. I’ve cut down on things as I was getting fat (Fat Quotes) I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday (Fat Quotes) I was a precocious only child, and then I went through a fat, awkward stage for several years, so I learned to fall back on my humor and personality when I was growing up. It’s how you survive, so I think it was more of a natural progression for me, developing into comedy (Fat Quotes) I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you’re like that weird fat person that got skinny but still has a big head. I don’t want to do that. So I’m just trying (Fat Quotes) My doctor told me that I’m old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately (Fat Quotes) Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma’am, he’s between my legs, but your too fat to ride (Fat Quotes) I look fine. I’ve had no surgery apart from an operation I had decades ago to remove the fat under my eyes. My mum looked 30 when she was 60, so I guess I owe it all to genes and hair dye (Fat Quotes) Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself (Fat Quotes) I spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who’d love me once I got fat (Fat Quotes) When you’re a big girl like me, you want someone who makes you feel diminutive. I think fat guys are sexy (Fat Quotes) This veridic nose arrives everywhere a quarter of an hour before its master. Ten shoemakers, good round fat ones too, go and sit down to work under it out of the rain (Fat Quotes) When I got into the sport I was so fat that my manager said he should send me to boot camp to lose the weight! (Fat Quotes) I would love to date a chef. I’d probably get really fat, but I don’t care (Fat Quotes) I’ve picked up a great appetite for pastrami on rye and a nice cream soda. It is fantastic. So I have to be careful or I’m going to just get really fat (Fat Quotes) When I was younger I was always big; I was a fat boy at school. I had an early growth spurt, and when I went to secondary school I was tall enough to be a policeman (Fat Quotes) For the first 50 years of your life the food industry is trying to make you fat. Then, the second 50 years, the pharmaceutical industry is treating you for everything (Fat Quotes) If you don’t show up at a party, people will assume you’re fat (Fat Quotes) I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don’t know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady (Fat Quotes) The cook cares not a bit for toil, toil, if the fowl be plump and fat (Fat Quotes) God said this is our land, land in which we flourish as people... we want our cattle to get fat on our land so that our children grow up in prosperity; and we do not want the fat removed to feed others (Fat Quotes) I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work (Fat Quotes) I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses (Fat Quotes) Making love to a fat woman sure is a treat, because I’m here to tell you that meat hold heat (Fat Quotes) Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze. I got a big fat mama trying to break me (Fat Quotes) She might be nasty, she might be fat, but I never met a person who would tell her that (Fat Quotes) Every girl has something beautiful in her soul. It doesn’t matter if she’s fat or thin. That has nothing to do with her personality (Fat Quotes) Everything can be learned, including, to a very large extent, to be what you are not. You can learn to be pretty if you are plain, charming if you are dull, thin if you are fat, youthful if you are aging, how to write though you are inarticulate, how to make money though you are not good with figures (Fat Quotes)

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