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It didn’t smell that bad guys  (Farting Quotes) He is only one fart away from death  (Farting Quotes) Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart  (Farting Quotes) I want to fart so hard  (Farting Quotes) Poot. Dude! ‘scuse me  (Farting Quotes) Trying not to fart while sitting next to your crush  (Farting Quotes) My none-stop staring makes house guests uncomfortable. So do my farts  (Farting Quotes) Farting bubbles feels so good  (Farting Quotes) You're the kind of friend I can fart around  (Farting Quotes) Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess  (Farting Quotes) My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog  (Farting Quotes) Sorry you weren’t ready for me to start farting in front of you  (Farting Quotes) I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum  (Farting Quotes)