|

|

Fart Quotes

C'mmon guys it doesn't smell that bad!! Picture Quote #1

When you feel a fart coming Picture Quote #1

Definitely not a fart Picture Quote #1

Trying not to fart while sitting next to your crush Picture Quote #1

It didn’t smell that bad guys Picture Quote #1

Don’t squeeze me or I’ll fart Picture Quote #1

Poot. Dude! ‘scuse me Picture Quote #1

Fart. Nature's rocket Picture Quote #1

I want to fart so hard Picture Quote #1

Farting bubbles feels so good Picture Quote #1

You're the kind of friend I can fart around Picture Quote #1

My none-stop staring makes house guests uncomfortable. So do my farts Picture Quote #1

He is only a fart away from death Picture Quote #1

He is only one fart away from death Picture Quote #1

Oops.. I pooted Picture Quote #1

Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart Picture Quote #1

Love is like a fart. if you have to force it, it’s probably crap Picture Quote #1

Rock n roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me Picture Quote #1

The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me Picture Quote #1

You stand out like a fart in a church Picture Quote #1

If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested Picture Quote #1

A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass Picture Quote #1

And now to sleep, to dream... perchance to fart Picture Quote #1

There is nothing fiercer than a failed artist. The energy remains, but, having no outlet, it implodes in a great black fart of rage which smokes up all the inner windows of the soul Picture Quote #1

That has less significance than a dog’s fart Picture Quote #1

I regret having held in even a single fart for you Picture Quote #1

No one is listening until you fart Picture Quote #1

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart Picture Quote #1

I burp, I fart. I’m a real woman Picture Quote #1

I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else Picture Quote #1

1 2

Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Text Quotes

C'mmon guys it doesn't smell that bad!! (Fart Quotes) When you feel a fart coming (Fart Quotes) Definitely not a fart (Fart Quotes) Trying not to fart while sitting next to your crush (Fart Quotes) It didn’t smell that bad guys (Fart Quotes) Don’t squeeze me or I’ll fart (Fart Quotes) Poot. Dude! ‘scuse me (Fart Quotes) Fart. Nature's rocket (Fart Quotes) I want to fart so hard (Fart Quotes) Farting bubbles feels so good (Fart Quotes) You're the kind of friend I can fart around (Fart Quotes) My none-stop staring makes house guests uncomfortable. So do my farts (Fart Quotes) He is only a fart away from death (Fart Quotes) He is only one fart away from death (Fart Quotes) Oops.. I pooted (Fart Quotes) Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart (Fart Quotes) Love is like a fart. if you have to force it, it’s probably crap (Fart Quotes) Rock n roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me (Fart Quotes) The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me (Fart Quotes) You stand out like a fart in a church (Fart Quotes) If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested (Fart Quotes) A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass (Fart Quotes) And now to sleep, to dream... perchance to fart (Fart Quotes) There is nothing fiercer than a failed artist. The energy remains, but, having no outlet, it implodes in a great black fart of rage which smokes up all the inner windows of the soul (Fart Quotes) That has less significance than a dog’s fart (Fart Quotes) I regret having held in even a single fart for you (Fart Quotes) No one is listening until you fart (Fart Quotes) The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart (Fart Quotes) I burp, I fart. I’m a real woman (Fart Quotes) I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else (Fart Quotes)

1 2