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Ex Wife Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
Don't look back you're not going that way
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Together is my favorite place to be
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Divorce. It gets ugly when your ex-wife takes half your stuff (Ex Wife Quotes)
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife (Ex Wife Quotes)
I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman (Ex Wife Quotes)
I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife. (Ex Wife Quotes)
I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn. (Ex Wife Quotes)
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. (Ex Wife Quotes)
When you gotta go out and make a movie to pay for the kid’s private school and for the three ex-wives, don’t talk to me about your artistry. It’s their job. It’s not my job. It’s my calling. (Ex Wife Quotes)
I’m somebody’s ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I’m somebody’s girlfriend, for many years, and I’ve got different things that drive him nuts. (Ex Wife Quotes)
It helps to be able to be alone. ‘Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don’t do that. Ask my ex-wife. (Ex Wife Quotes)
Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I’d died. I’ve been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I’ve had a few so it’s hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure? (Ex Wife Quotes)
Losing is like my ex-wife... it’s a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it. (Ex Wife Quotes)
What women look for in a man: Breathing, IQ over 80, weight under 550 pounds, fewer than six ex-wives. What men look for in a woman: Pia Zadora as she was ten years ago (Ex Wife Quotes)
My father’s very public life as Famous Amos was the opposite of that of his ex-wife, my mother Shirley, who was fighting a very private, solitary battle with mental illness. (Ex Wife Quotes)
You ask me about my ex-wife? That is not polite. But I will answer. I got another wife now. Much younger, much nicer, much prettier. And so much more intelligent than Benetton.’ (Ex Wife Quotes)
And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group. (Ex Wife Quotes)
My parents, my teachers, my friends, my ex-wife-everybody held up a mirror and I accepted the image that came back. Well, it finally dawned on me that my reflection in others’ eyes was the truth once removed. (Ex Wife Quotes)
For me, my films are not like my children. They are like my ex-wife. They gave me so much; I gave them so much; I loved them so much; we part ways, and it’s OK, we part ways. (Ex Wife Quotes)
My wife - an ex journalist and current TV producer - has a rule that she taught me at the start of B3ta. Does the item make you laugh, or does it make you go, ‘Oh my God?’ If you score on either count, then you have something that is worth sharing. (Ex Wife Quotes)
There was a man named Robert Dear who in court said he was a warrior for the babies, whose ex-wife talked about his Christian beliefs motivating his desire to attack and murder three people, including a police officer, in Colorado.That man is a Christian. He`s an avowed Christian. He appears to have acted on those Christian beliefs to undertake that act of violence. (Ex Wife Quotes)
Apparently, there’s something hinky about the new iPhones. They’re not hooked up right. There’s a problem with the antenna. They don’t like to be held - like my ex-wife. (Ex Wife Quotes)
If you really want to know why atheists resent religion so much, try lying to someone for 10-20 years. If you don’t have that kind of time, just ask my ex-wife. (Ex Wife Quotes)
I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I came to the theater, and you know, I think I did the play the best I’ve ever done it (Ex Wife Quotes)
My ex-wife. She brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met her (Ex Wife Quotes)
Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when he’s arguing with three people at once, it’s his wife, his ex-wife, and his mistress (Ex Wife Quotes)
I play, in real life, Kim, who is actually Marshall Mathers ex-wife as of now. She lies and says she is pregnant because she really wants to keep him and he figures her out (Ex Wife Quotes)
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife (Ex Wife Quotes)
She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel. I am who I am. I’m not going to change. I’ll settle down the day they put me in a six-foot pine box (Ex Wife Quotes)
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf (Ex Wife Quotes)
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez (Ex Wife Quotes)
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order (Ex Wife Quotes)
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