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Ex Wife Quotes

Divorce. It gets ugly when your ex-wife takes half your stuff Picture Quote #1
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife Picture Quote #1
I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman Picture Quote #1
I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife Picture Quote #1
I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn Picture Quote #1
My ex-wife. She brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met her Picture Quote #1
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I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order Picture Quote #1
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud Picture Quote #1
Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I’d died. I’ve been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I’ve had a few so it’s hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure? Picture Quote #1
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Divorce. It gets ugly when your ex-wife takes half your stuff  (Ex Wife Quotes) Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife  (Ex Wife Quotes) I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman  (Ex Wife Quotes) I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife.  (Ex Wife Quotes) I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn.  (Ex Wife Quotes) My ex-wife. She brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met her  (Ex Wife Quotes) I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order  (Ex Wife Quotes) My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud  (Ex Wife Quotes) Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I’d died. I’ve been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I’ve had a few so it’s hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?  (Ex Wife Quotes)