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Eoin Colfer Quotes

A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit? Picture Quote #1

They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame Picture Quote #1

Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries Picture Quote #1

Well, I don’t like the first bit and I don’t know the last bit. So I’m really hoping the middle bit is exceptional Picture Quote #1

You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he’s never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually Picture Quote #1

You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time Picture Quote #1

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I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you’re dealing with idiots Picture Quote #1

Hey, if you can’t remember, don’t worry about it. I’m having a few memory problems myself in this place. Little things like how long I’ve been here, what my purpose in life is, which feet to put my shoes on. Stuff like that Picture Quote #1

Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I’m pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I’m not sure because I think you broke my funny bone Picture Quote #1

This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other Picture Quote #1

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that’s as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon Picture Quote #1

In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children Picture Quote #1

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The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall Picture Quote #1

I’m on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it feels Picture Quote #1

Holly died without a friend to hold her hand. Artemis felt her go, another gift of the magic. He kept on counting, brushing away the tears on his cheeks Picture Quote #1

It would take less than a second for you to die. But that’s quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don’t you think? Picture Quote #1

Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be? Picture Quote #1

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I’m often forced to read in the bathroom Picture Quote #1

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When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn’t Picture Quote #1

I have a lovely office at the back of my house; it’s an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side Picture Quote #1

The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you’re not going to stop just because one series is over; you’re going to go and find something else Picture Quote #1

Anything can be real. Every imaginable thing is happening somewhere along the dimensional axis. These things happen a billion times over with exactly the same outcome and no one learns anything. Whatever a person can think, imagine, wish for, or believe has already come to pass. Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers Picture Quote #1

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A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit? (Eoin Colfer Quotes) They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Well, I don’t like the first bit and I don’t know the last bit. So I’m really hoping the middle bit is exceptional (Eoin Colfer Quotes) You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he’s never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually (Eoin Colfer Quotes) You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time (Eoin Colfer Quotes) I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you’re dealing with idiots (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Hey, if you can’t remember, don’t worry about it. I’m having a few memory problems myself in this place. Little things like how long I’ve been here, what my purpose in life is, which feet to put my shoes on. Stuff like that (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I’m pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I’m not sure because I think you broke my funny bone (Eoin Colfer Quotes) This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other (Eoin Colfer Quotes) A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that’s as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon (Eoin Colfer Quotes) In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children (Eoin Colfer Quotes) The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall (Eoin Colfer Quotes) I’m on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it feels (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Holly died without a friend to hold her hand. Artemis felt her go, another gift of the magic. He kept on counting, brushing away the tears on his cheeks (Eoin Colfer Quotes) It would take less than a second for you to die. But that’s quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don’t you think? (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be? (Eoin Colfer Quotes) I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I’m often forced to read in the bathroom (Eoin Colfer Quotes) When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn’t (Eoin Colfer Quotes) I have a lovely office at the back of my house; it’s an old stable and you can see right out to the countryside on one side and into the house on the other side (Eoin Colfer Quotes) The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you’re not going to stop just because one series is over; you’re going to go and find something else (Eoin Colfer Quotes) Anything can be real. Every imaginable thing is happening somewhere along the dimensional axis. These things happen a billion times over with exactly the same outcome and no one learns anything. Whatever a person can think, imagine, wish for, or believe has already come to pass. Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers (Eoin Colfer Quotes)

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