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WHEN THE SUN COMES UP, I HAVE MORALS AGAIN (Elayne Boosler Quotes)
Horse racing is waning in popularity (Elayne Boosler Quotes)
I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble (Elayne Boosler Quotes)
I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, ‘Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.’ (Elayne Boosler Quotes)
President Bush said he didn’t want to renew the Assault Weapons Ban because it might ‘infringe on hunters’ rights’. Who needs an AK-47 machine gun to go hunting? Let me tell you guys something... If it takes you 500 rounds to bring down a deer, I don’t want you going to the bathroom in MY house! (Elayne Boosler Quotes)
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body (Elayne Boosler Quotes)
To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy (Elayne Boosler Quotes)
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping (Elayne Boosler Quotes)
The message of great art is to disturb (Elayne Boosler Quotes)
What do hookers do on their nights off, type? (Elayne Boosler Quotes)
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking (Elayne Boosler Quotes)










