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Elayne Boosler Quotes

I can’t get married. I can’t fake sleep for 30 years Picture Quote #1

I’m just a person trapped inside a woman’s body Picture Quote #1

Horse racing is waning in popularity Picture Quote #1

Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress Picture Quote #1

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix Picture Quote #1

WHEN THE SUN COMES UP, I HAVE MORALS AGAIN Picture Quote #1

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President Bush said he didn’t want to renew the Assault Weapons Ban because it might ‘infringe on hunters’ rights’. Who needs an AK-47 machine gun to go hunting? Let me tell you guys something... If it takes you 500 rounds to bring down a deer, I don’t want you going to the bathroom in MY house! Picture Quote #1

I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, ‘Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.’ Picture Quote #1

I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble Picture Quote #1

The message of great art is to disturb Picture Quote #1

What do hookers do on their nights off, type? Picture Quote #1

I’m pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about Picture Quote #1

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I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals Picture Quote #1

I can’t get married. I can’t fake sleep for 30 years Picture Quote #1

I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It’s the best way to see a city Picture Quote #1

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping Picture Quote #1

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy Picture Quote #1

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body Picture Quote #1

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I think about death. I don’t want to die with clothes in the cleaners Picture Quote #1

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking Picture Quote #1

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I can’t get married. I can’t fake sleep for 30 years. (Elayne Boosler Quotes) I’m just a person trapped inside a woman’s body (Elayne Boosler Quotes) Horse racing is waning in popularity (Elayne Boosler Quotes) Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress (Elayne Boosler Quotes) Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix (Elayne Boosler Quotes) WHEN THE SUN COMES UP, I HAVE MORALS AGAIN (Elayne Boosler Quotes) President Bush said he didn’t want to renew the Assault Weapons Ban because it might ‘infringe on hunters’ rights’. Who needs an AK-47 machine gun to go hunting? Let me tell you guys something... If it takes you 500 rounds to bring down a deer, I don’t want you going to the bathroom in MY house! (Elayne Boosler Quotes) I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, ‘Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.’ (Elayne Boosler Quotes) I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble (Elayne Boosler Quotes) The message of great art is to disturb (Elayne Boosler Quotes) What do hookers do on their nights off, type? (Elayne Boosler Quotes) I’m pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about (Elayne Boosler Quotes) I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals (Elayne Boosler Quotes) I can’t get married. I can’t fake sleep for 30 years (Elayne Boosler Quotes) I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It’s the best way to see a city (Elayne Boosler Quotes) When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping (Elayne Boosler Quotes) To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy (Elayne Boosler Quotes) I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body (Elayne Boosler Quotes) I think about death. I don’t want to die with clothes in the cleaners (Elayne Boosler Quotes) When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking (Elayne Boosler Quotes)