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Eddie Izzard Quotes
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If you’ve never seen an elephant ski, then you’ve never been on acid (Eddie Izzard Quotes)
If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan (Eddie Izzard Quotes)
You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe (Eddie Izzard Quotes)
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun) (Eddie Izzard Quotes)
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal (Eddie Izzard Quotes)
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