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Dylan Moran Quotes

I’ll work for whoever wants to hire me. Even the jewelry channel Picture Quote #1

Don’t clap I’m not a jazz band for Christ’s sake Picture Quote #1

You should be as alive as you can, until you’re totally dead! Picture Quote #1

I’ve got better things to do than read rubbish about myself Picture Quote #1

I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart Picture Quote #1

I don’t go around thinking of myself as a great anything Picture Quote #1

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I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself Picture Quote #1

I’ve seen stand up comedy, and after a while you start to notice that a lot of people are doing things that are like a lot of other people. There can be a bit of a herd mentality, and that’s obviously less interesting because there’s less going on. I’m just being totally frank with you Picture Quote #1

[Washington] is the political capital. It’s essentially a big office Picture Quote #1

The truth is that I’m constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job Picture Quote #1

I’m organised in some ways, but not in others Picture Quote #1

You look like a horse in a man costume Picture Quote #1

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It’s easy to smile when you have a squirrel’s intellect Picture Quote #1

Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine Picture Quote #1

Do your own thing. Speak in your voice Picture Quote #1

Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once Picture Quote #1

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic Picture Quote #1

We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy Picture Quote #1

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The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms Picture Quote #1

If I hadn’t done this I might have ended up digging the roads Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to do the same thing over and over again Picture Quote #1

I don’t really think of myself as an actor Picture Quote #1

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what I want but I know that I want it now Picture Quote #1

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I’m actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s Picture Quote #1

A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand! Picture Quote #1

You can’t please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won’t please anyone, least of all yourself Picture Quote #1

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I’ll work for whoever wants to hire me. Even the jewelry channel. (Dylan Moran Quotes) Don’t clap I’m not a jazz band for Christ’s sake (Dylan Moran Quotes) You should be as alive as you can, until you’re totally dead! (Dylan Moran Quotes) I’ve got better things to do than read rubbish about myself (Dylan Moran Quotes) I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart (Dylan Moran Quotes) I don’t go around thinking of myself as a great anything (Dylan Moran Quotes) I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself (Dylan Moran Quotes) I’ve seen stand up comedy, and after a while you start to notice that a lot of people are doing things that are like a lot of other people. There can be a bit of a herd mentality, and that’s obviously less interesting because there’s less going on. I’m just being totally frank with you. (Dylan Moran Quotes) [Washington] is the political capital. It’s essentially a big office. (Dylan Moran Quotes) The truth is that I’m constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job (Dylan Moran Quotes) I’m organised in some ways, but not in others (Dylan Moran Quotes) You look like a horse in a man costume (Dylan Moran Quotes) It’s easy to smile when you have a squirrel’s intellect (Dylan Moran Quotes) Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine (Dylan Moran Quotes) Do your own thing. Speak in your voice (Dylan Moran Quotes) Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once (Dylan Moran Quotes) You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic (Dylan Moran Quotes) We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy (Dylan Moran Quotes) The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms (Dylan Moran Quotes) If I hadn’t done this I might have ended up digging the roads (Dylan Moran Quotes) I don’t want to do the same thing over and over again (Dylan Moran Quotes) I don’t really think of myself as an actor (Dylan Moran Quotes) I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me (Dylan Moran Quotes) I don’t know what I want but I know that I want it now (Dylan Moran Quotes) I’m actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s (Dylan Moran Quotes) A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand! (Dylan Moran Quotes) You can’t please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won’t please anyone, least of all yourself (Dylan Moran Quotes)