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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb Picture Quote #1

When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn’t need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. Now, in the long run, that’s just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it’s just what you’ve been searching for all these years Picture Quote #1

I’m a meathead, man. You’ve got smart people, and you’ve got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb Picture Quote #1

The same old dumb teachers teaching the same old dumb subjects in the same old dumb school. I seem to be kind of losing interest in everything. At first I thought high school would be fun but it’s just dull. Everything’s dull. Maybe it’s because I’m growing up and life is becoming more blase Picture Quote #1

My point, once again, is not that those ancient people told literal stories and we are now smart enough to take them symbolically, but that they told them symbolically and we are now dumb enough to take them literally Picture Quote #1

Airshow flying is tough, it’s even tougher if you do something stupid. Don’t do nuthin dumb! Picture Quote #1

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I tried to laugh early on about ego and pride... I do something great and then I do something really dumb and then I laugh. You’ll always be that kid Picture Quote #1

I’d just rather have a really sharp, interesting, smart gay son than some big dumb hetero meathead Picture Quote #1

Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. Without books, the development of civilization would have been impossible. They are engines of change (as the poet said), windows on the world and lighthouses erected in the sea of time. They are companions, teachers, magicians, bankers of the treasures of the mind. Books are humanity in print Picture Quote #1

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too Picture Quote #1

Happiness is a carnival game. It’s never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal Picture Quote #1

I wish I could control my stupid mood swings, how cranky I get, and some of the dumb things I say. Thanks for always putting up with me Picture Quote #1

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You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience’s attention without extraordinary physical equipment Picture Quote #1

My comedy isn’t about being attractive - it’s about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to raise the bar of dumb just a tiny bit Picture Quote #1

Don’t assume you are more creative or better than anyone, because some people with better stuffs are just pretending to be dumb for a while Picture Quote #1

I try to write for highest common denominator. I don’t write for dumb people. I figure if everybody doesn’t get it, that’s OK. Someone bright enough will get it, and that’s who I write for. It’s probably not the way to make million-sellers. What can I say? I won’t apologize for trying to write for smart people Picture Quote #1

I have a skeptical and cranky side, and I’m forever puzzled why people believe the, seeming to me, dumb things that they choose to believe Picture Quote #1

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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb (Dumb Quotes) When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn’t need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. Now, in the long run, that’s just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it’s just what you’ve been searching for all these years (Dumb Quotes) I’m a meathead, man. You’ve got smart people, and you’ve got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb (Dumb Quotes) The same old dumb teachers teaching the same old dumb subjects in the same old dumb school. I seem to be kind of losing interest in everything. At first I thought high school would be fun but it’s just dull. Everything’s dull. Maybe it’s because I’m growing up and life is becoming more blase (Dumb Quotes) My point, once again, is not that those ancient people told literal stories and we are now smart enough to take them symbolically, but that they told them symbolically and we are now dumb enough to take them literally (Dumb Quotes) Airshow flying is tough, it’s even tougher if you do something stupid. Don’t do nuthin dumb! (Dumb Quotes) I tried to laugh early on about ego and pride... I do something great and then I do something really dumb and then I laugh. You’ll always be that kid (Dumb Quotes) I’d just rather have a really sharp, interesting, smart gay son than some big dumb hetero meathead (Dumb Quotes) Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. Without books, the development of civilization would have been impossible. They are engines of change (as the poet said), windows on the world and lighthouses erected in the sea of time. They are companions, teachers, magicians, bankers of the treasures of the mind. Books are humanity in print (Dumb Quotes) I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too (Dumb Quotes) Happiness is a carnival game. It’s never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal (Dumb Quotes) I wish I could control my stupid mood swings, how cranky I get, and some of the dumb things I say. Thanks for always putting up with me (Dumb Quotes) You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience’s attention without extraordinary physical equipment (Dumb Quotes) My comedy isn’t about being attractive - it’s about how the bar of dumb seems so low right now, and I desperately want to raise the bar of dumb just a tiny bit. (Dumb Quotes) Don’t assume you are more creative or better than anyone, because some people with better stuffs are just pretending to be dumb for a while. (Dumb Quotes) I try to write for highest common denominator. I don’t write for dumb people. I figure if everybody doesn’t get it, that’s OK. Someone bright enough will get it, and that’s who I write for. It’s probably not the way to make million-sellers. What can I say? I won’t apologize for trying to write for smart people. (Dumb Quotes) I have a skeptical and cranky side, and I’m forever puzzled why people believe the, seeming to me, dumb things that they choose to believe. (Dumb Quotes)

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