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Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory  (Drunk Quotes) I been drunk most my life, don’t ask me why. Through ninth grade, I ain’t go to high school, ...I went to school high.  (Drunk Quotes) Housewife: a position requiring great ambition to fill. Must have the determination to scrub mold, the good taste to distribute a checking account, and the good will to repeat this at a maid service or department store after her husband starts coming home drunk.  (Drunk Quotes) So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who’s drunk come up and tell you you’re great.  (Drunk Quotes) But in that first flush of victory and happiness and relief, and God knows what other emotions were involved in this great moment, we were all very much one, and we were all in a state of euphoria, drunk with our happiness.  (Drunk Quotes) I’ve been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I’m more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A friend will tell me about something coming up, maybe that weekend, and usually not an abundance of thought goes into my doing it.  (Drunk Quotes) Had I known that coffee could taste so good, I would have gotten drunk on it every day  (Drunk Quotes) There is no place like it, no place with an atom of its glory, pride, and exultancy. It lays its hand upon a man’s bowels; he grows drunk with ecstasy; he grows young and full of glory, he feels that he can never die.  (Drunk Quotes) When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.  (Drunk Quotes) I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I’m home drunk again.  (Drunk Quotes) I am lover of words... I am wickedly drunk with the magic of words... the poetic nature whispers through and to my very heart and soul.  (Drunk Quotes)
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