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Doug Stanhope Quotes

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it Picture Quote #1
Your instinct is your true God. Follow it Picture Quote #1
If you’re in high-school and you’re not having fun, quit Picture Quote #1
Sex is free fun for poor people Picture Quote #1
I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it Picture Quote #1
I’m gonna film my entire life and watch it later! Picture Quote #1
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That’s why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get Picture Quote #1
People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate Picture Quote #1
If I die soon, don’t ever say I died too young Picture Quote #1
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless Picture Quote #1
Life’s temporary for a reason; it gets boring after a while Picture Quote #1
There’s a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit Picture Quote #1
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People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience Picture Quote #1
There’s a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there’s an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house Picture Quote #1
The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds Picture Quote #1
Jesus died for your sins. I’m doing it for your mere entertainment dollar Picture Quote #1
Courts and camps are the only places to learn the world in Picture Quote #1
I do good things in my life, too. It’s just that none of them are funny Picture Quote #1
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Life is like animal porn, it’s not for everyone Picture Quote #1
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour Picture Quote #1
Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company Picture Quote #1
There’s times to be dainty and times to be a pig Picture Quote #1
Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing Picture Quote #1
A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop’s only job is to ruin the party Picture Quote #1
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Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Your instinct is your true God. Follow it.  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) If you’re in high-school and you’re not having fun, quit  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Sex is free fun for poor people  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) I’m gonna film my entire life and watch it later!  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) That’s why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) If I die soon, don’t ever say I died too young  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Life’s temporary for a reason; it gets boring after a while  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) There’s a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) There’s a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there’s an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Jesus died for your sins. I’m doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Courts and camps are the only places to learn the world in  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) I do good things in my life, too. It’s just that none of them are funny.  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Life is like animal porn, it’s not for everyone  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) There’s times to be dainty and times to be a pig  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing  (Doug Stanhope Quotes) A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop’s only job is to ruin the party  (Doug Stanhope Quotes)