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For some of us love comes into the room, kicks her shoes off,?nds the most comfortable sofa, and lies down, rests, has no intention of going anywhere. For others love walks in smoking a cigarette, checking her watch every two seconds, jittery, with one hand on the doorknob, heart rate up, always in sprinter’s position, ready to run  (Doorknob Quotes) Who wants good people in government? Good people should be in the private sector. Helping us out, helping themselves out in the private sector. We want schmoes in government. We want people who can’t find the doorknob. Why waste productive people, as well as looting the taxpayer?  (Doorknob Quotes) There’s no such thing as a bad day when you have a doorknob on the inside of the door  (Doorknob Quotes) Ah men, why do you want all this attention? I can write poems for myself, make love to a doorknob if absolutely necessary. What do you have to offer me I can’t find otherwise except humiliation? Which I no longer need  (Doorknob Quotes) I put my hand on the doorknob because I thought maybe her hand was on the doorknob on the other side  (Doorknob Quotes) Sorry hun, but unlike you, I’m not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I’m more of a casino where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot  (Doorknob Quotes) Alice: I simply must get through! Doorknob: Sorry, you’re much too big. Simply impassible. Alice: You mean impossible? Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing’s impossible  (Doorknob Quotes) When I got home from school, I never knew which mood of my mom was gonna be on the other side of the door. I didn’t know what I was gonna get when I turned the doorknob. That’s very good preparation if you want to be a producer  (Doorknob Quotes)