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Don Rickles Quotes

I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day Picture Quote #1

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich Picture Quote #1

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke Picture Quote #1

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn’t be funny Picture Quote #1

If something strikes me as funny, I’ll put it in my performance Picture Quote #1

My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive Picture Quote #1

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My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world Picture Quote #1

You know what’s funny to me? Attitude Picture Quote #1

My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude Picture Quote #1

I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child Picture Quote #1

When I’m onstage, I’m acting Picture Quote #1

I don’t do impressions Picture Quote #1

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I told jokes badly Picture Quote #1

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones Picture Quote #1

I still have drive, but everything is relative Picture Quote #1

I was a mother’s boy Picture Quote #1

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I’m not a black Picture Quote #1

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny Picture Quote #1

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Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts Picture Quote #1

You know what’s funny to me? Attitude Picture Quote #1

I do situations and make fun of authority and life Picture Quote #1

I never went out looking for glory Picture Quote #1

I’m very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness Picture Quote #1

It takes many years to be a great comedian Picture Quote #1

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My whole act is off the top of my head Picture Quote #1

Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one Picture Quote #1

You throw your best punch, otherwise don’t do it Picture Quote #1

You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up Picture Quote #1

Struggling is hard because you never know what’s at the end of the tunnel Picture Quote #1

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now Picture Quote #1

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Text Quotes

I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day (Don Rickles Quotes) Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich (Don Rickles Quotes) I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke (Don Rickles Quotes) If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn’t be funny (Don Rickles Quotes) If something strikes me as funny, I’ll put it in my performance (Don Rickles Quotes) My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive (Don Rickles Quotes) My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world. (Don Rickles Quotes) You know what’s funny to me? Attitude. (Don Rickles Quotes) My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude. (Don Rickles Quotes) I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child (Don Rickles Quotes) When I’m onstage, I’m acting (Don Rickles Quotes) I don’t do impressions (Don Rickles Quotes) I told jokes badly (Don Rickles Quotes) Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones (Don Rickles Quotes) I still have drive, but everything is relative (Don Rickles Quotes) I was a mother’s boy (Don Rickles Quotes) Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I’m not a black (Don Rickles Quotes) Some people say funny things, but I say things funny (Don Rickles Quotes) Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts (Don Rickles Quotes) You know what’s funny to me? Attitude (Don Rickles Quotes) I do situations and make fun of authority and life (Don Rickles Quotes) I never went out looking for glory (Don Rickles Quotes) I’m very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness (Don Rickles Quotes) It takes many years to be a great comedian (Don Rickles Quotes) My whole act is off the top of my head (Don Rickles Quotes) Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one (Don Rickles Quotes) You throw your best punch, otherwise don’t do it (Don Rickles Quotes) You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up (Don Rickles Quotes) Struggling is hard because you never know what’s at the end of the tunnel (Don Rickles Quotes) The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now (Don Rickles Quotes)

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