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Don Rickles Quotes

My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive Picture Quote #1

I was a mother’s boy Picture Quote #1

I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child Picture Quote #1

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones Picture Quote #1

I told jokes badly Picture Quote #1

My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world Picture Quote #1

A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes

Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes

I don’t do impressions Picture Quote #1

When I’m onstage, I’m acting Picture Quote #1

If something strikes me as funny, I’ll put it in my performance Picture Quote #1

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn’t be funny Picture Quote #1

You know what’s funny to me? Attitude Picture Quote #1

I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day Picture Quote #1

Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich Picture Quote #1

You throw your best punch, otherwise don’t do it Picture Quote #1

My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude Picture Quote #1

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke Picture Quote #1

Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100 of them, they made a bit of a name for me at the time, so that part of my life was very good Picture Quote #1

Among my friends, I’m not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God Picture Quote #1

When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes

I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I’d always stink. And that’s when I really started to enjoy the game Picture Quote #1

I’m not a big one for jokes. I can’t tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, ‘Don, get up at a party and tell a joke’, I’m the worst Picture Quote #1

Bob Hope was totally regimented. I go in and say a line like, ‘Hi Bob’ and I’d have to do it five times, and then Bob would take me to the writers to say the line different ways. He wouldn’t let me ad-lib Picture Quote #1

When you’re 18, you’re just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying Picture Quote #1

I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don’t need a blanket Picture Quote #1

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket Picture Quote #1

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes

I don’t care if the average guy on the street really knows what I’m like, as long as he knows I’m not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I’m really like. That’s what’s important Picture Quote #1

You can’t study comedy; it’s within you. It’s a personality. My humor is an attitude Picture Quote #1

Struggling is hard because you never know what’s at the end of the tunnel Picture Quote #1

I have no idea what I’m going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny Picture Quote #1

I stopped smoking. But my personality I still have. I get up in the morning, and not everybody loves me, so if you want to call that a bad habit, there’s that Picture Quote #1

I don’t really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke Picture Quote #1

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Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Text Quotes

My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive (Don Rickles Quotes) I was a mother’s boy (Don Rickles Quotes) I was 28 when my father died, and I was an only child (Don Rickles Quotes) Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones (Don Rickles Quotes) I told jokes badly (Don Rickles Quotes) My life was in Montreal years ago. Best food in the world. (Don Rickles Quotes) I don’t do impressions (Don Rickles Quotes) When I’m onstage, I’m acting (Don Rickles Quotes) If something strikes me as funny, I’ll put it in my performance (Don Rickles Quotes) If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn’t be funny (Don Rickles Quotes) You know what’s funny to me? Attitude. (Don Rickles Quotes) I ride a recumbent bike for half an hour every day (Don Rickles Quotes) Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich (Don Rickles Quotes) You throw your best punch, otherwise don’t do it (Don Rickles Quotes) My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude. (Don Rickles Quotes) I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke (Don Rickles Quotes) Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100 of them, they made a bit of a name for me at the time, so that part of my life was very good. (Don Rickles Quotes) Among my friends, I’m not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God (Don Rickles Quotes) I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I’d always stink. And that’s when I really started to enjoy the game. (Don Rickles Quotes) I’m not a big one for jokes. I can’t tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, ‘Don, get up at a party and tell a joke’, I’m the worst. (Don Rickles Quotes) Bob Hope was totally regimented. I go in and say a line like, ‘Hi Bob’ and I’d have to do it five times, and then Bob would take me to the writers to say the line different ways. He wouldn’t let me ad-lib. (Don Rickles Quotes) When you’re 18, you’re just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying. (Don Rickles Quotes) I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don’t need a blanket (Don Rickles Quotes) When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket. (Don Rickles Quotes) I don’t care if the average guy on the street really knows what I’m like, as long as he knows I’m not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I’m really like. That’s what’s important. (Don Rickles Quotes) You can’t study comedy; it’s within you. It’s a personality. My humor is an attitude. (Don Rickles Quotes) Struggling is hard because you never know what’s at the end of the tunnel (Don Rickles Quotes) I have no idea what I’m going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. (Don Rickles Quotes) I stopped smoking. But my personality I still have. I get up in the morning, and not everybody loves me, so if you want to call that a bad habit, there’s that. (Don Rickles Quotes) I don’t really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke (Don Rickles Quotes)

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