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Dogs Quotes

You know the way people begin to look like their dogs? Well, we’re beginning to look like each other Picture Quote #1

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It’s like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat Picture Quote #1

If it’s lawful to have a rifle club to kill pheasants, it should be just as lawful to have one to kill wolves or dogs that are being sicked on little black babies. In fact, it’s constitutional. Article Number Two of the constitution guarantees the right of every citizen to own a rifle or a shot gun Picture Quote #1

I believe it’s our loss of connection with our instinctual side that prevents us from being effective pack leaders for our dogs. Perhaps it’s also why we also seem to be failing at being positive guardians of our planet Picture Quote #1

Saying that you don’t believe in magic but do believe in God is a bit like saying you don’t have sex with dogs, except labradors Picture Quote #1

Fourth of July. My birthday is July first, and my best friend’s birthday is July fifth, so it’s always been a favorite holiday. It’s all about having a cooler full of sodas, hot dogs, and just hanging out and shooting off firecrackers, being low-key, watching the fireworks Picture Quote #1

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My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate Picture Quote #1

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense Picture Quote #1

I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have Picture Quote #1

In one’s relationship with dogs and with a newsroom, a generous amount of praise and encouragement goes much better than criticism Picture Quote #1

Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings Picture Quote #1

My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it Picture Quote #1

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I live in the country. I’m a bird-watcher, an oyster-raiser. You know, I’ll do anything that - raise dogs for the blind as a volunteer Picture Quote #1

I’ve never seen black men with fine white women. They be ugly. Mugly dogs Picture Quote #1

On the one blind date I went on, I had a backup. If I texted you the code word, you call and say my dogs are sick Picture Quote #1

Guide dogs for the blind. It’s cruel really, isn’t it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them Picture Quote #1

Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs? Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person? Picture Quote #1

People who keep dogs live longer on average than those who do not. This is not some kind of pro-canine campaigning fantasy. It is a simple medical fact that the calming influence of the company of a friendly pet animal reduces blood pressure and therefore the risk of heart attack Picture Quote #1

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At home in Victoria, we have three dogs, Tosh and Lucy, they’re half Blue Heelers, and then there’s Torrin a little Maltese terrier. She gets more attention in the house than anyone else! Yes, I miss them a lot Picture Quote #1

...in the woods, if you stopped, if you grew still, you’d hear a whole new set of sounds, wind rasping through silhouetted leaves and the cries and chatter of blue jays and brown thrashers and redbirds and sparrows, the calling of crows and hawks, squirrels barking, frogs burping, the far braying of dogs, armadillos snorkeling through dead leaves Picture Quote #1

Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born Picture Quote #1

I guess I would be most grateful for my family and my friends and my dogs, my boyfriend. I’m grateful for a lot. I’m grateful to be healthy Picture Quote #1

Show dogs and their handlers remind me of Brooke Shields and her mother: an incredibly disheveled person tethered to an impeccably groomed animal Picture Quote #1

I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I’m not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses Picture Quote #1

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I’ll be a little bummed out if I make it to my 70s and didn’t have a kid. I have two dogs and I know how much I love them. I would like to love and raise a kid Picture Quote #1

Americans, too many of them, take themselves too seriously. You’re going to get rapped - by the viewers, by the sponsors and by the network brass - if you joke about doctors, lawyers, dentists, scientists, bus drivers, I don’t care who. You can’t make a joke about Catholics, Negroes, Jews, Italians, politicians, dogs or cats. In fact, politicians, dogs and cats are the most sacred institutions in America Picture Quote #1

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn’t stop people from going out and buying Dobermans Picture Quote #1

There’s going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don’t even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they’ve got great shows, like Barks and Recreation and Game of Bones Picture Quote #1

My very beloved and deceased third-grade teacher, Cliff Kehod, was the one that I really remember calling me Ike a lot. It just stuck. It is a dog’s name, but I love dogs Picture Quote #1

I’m really normal. I play football, go to the beach, drive. We have dogs. I can imagine people calling me a character, but I’m Joe Straight Picture Quote #1

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You know the way people begin to look like their dogs? Well, we’re beginning to look like each other. (Dogs Quotes) Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It’s like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat. (Dogs Quotes) If it’s lawful to have a rifle club to kill pheasants, it should be just as lawful to have one to kill wolves or dogs that are being sicked on little black babies. In fact, it’s constitutional. Article Number Two of the constitution guarantees the right of every citizen to own a rifle or a shot gun. (Dogs Quotes) I believe it’s our loss of connection with our instinctual side that prevents us from being effective pack leaders for our dogs. Perhaps it’s also why we also seem to be failing at being positive guardians of our planet. (Dogs Quotes) Saying that you don’t believe in magic but do believe in God is a bit like saying you don’t have sex with dogs, except labradors. (Dogs Quotes) Fourth of July. My birthday is July first, and my best friend’s birthday is July fifth, so it’s always been a favorite holiday. It’s all about having a cooler full of sodas, hot dogs, and just hanging out and shooting off firecrackers, being low-key, watching the fireworks. (Dogs Quotes) My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate. (Dogs Quotes) Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense. (Dogs Quotes) I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have. (Dogs Quotes) In one’s relationship with dogs and with a newsroom, a generous amount of praise and encouragement goes much better than criticism. (Dogs Quotes) Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings. (Dogs Quotes) My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it. (Dogs Quotes) I live in the country. I’m a bird-watcher, an oyster-raiser. You know, I’ll do anything that - raise dogs for the blind as a volunteer. (Dogs Quotes) I’ve never seen black men with fine white women. They be ugly. Mugly dogs. (Dogs Quotes) On the one blind date I went on, I had a backup. If I texted you the code word, you call and say my dogs are sick. (Dogs Quotes) Guide dogs for the blind. It’s cruel really, isn’t it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them. (Dogs Quotes) Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs? Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person? (Dogs Quotes) People who keep dogs live longer on average than those who do not. This is not some kind of pro-canine campaigning fantasy. It is a simple medical fact that the calming influence of the company of a friendly pet animal reduces blood pressure and therefore the risk of heart attack. (Dogs Quotes) At home in Victoria, we have three dogs, Tosh and Lucy, they’re half Blue Heelers, and then there’s Torrin a little Maltese terrier. She gets more attention in the house than anyone else! Yes, I miss them a lot. (Dogs Quotes) ...in the woods, if you stopped, if you grew still, you’d hear a whole new set of sounds, wind rasping through silhouetted leaves and the cries and chatter of blue jays and brown thrashers and redbirds and sparrows, the calling of crows and hawks, squirrels barking, frogs burping, the far braying of dogs, armadillos snorkeling through dead leaves... (Dogs Quotes) Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born. (Dogs Quotes) I guess I would be most grateful for my family and my friends and my dogs, my boyfriend. I’m grateful for a lot. I’m grateful to be healthy. (Dogs Quotes) Show dogs and their handlers remind me of Brooke Shields and her mother: an incredibly disheveled person tethered to an impeccably groomed animal. (Dogs Quotes) I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I’m not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses. (Dogs Quotes) I’ll be a little bummed out if I make it to my 70s and didn’t have a kid. I have two dogs and I know how much I love them. I would like to love and raise a kid. (Dogs Quotes) Americans, too many of them, take themselves too seriously. You’re going to get rapped - by the viewers, by the sponsors and by the network brass - if you joke about doctors, lawyers, dentists, scientists, bus drivers, I don’t care who. You can’t make a joke about Catholics, Negroes, Jews, Italians, politicians, dogs or cats. In fact, politicians, dogs and cats are the most sacred institutions in America. (Dogs Quotes) There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn’t stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. (Dogs Quotes) There’s going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don’t even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they’ve got great shows, like Barks and Recreation and Game of Bones. (Dogs Quotes) My very beloved and deceased third-grade teacher, Cliff Kehod, was the one that I really remember calling me Ike a lot. It just stuck. It is a dog’s name, but I love dogs. (Dogs Quotes) I’m really normal. I play football, go to the beach, drive. We have dogs. I can imagine people calling me a character, but I’m Joe Straight. (Dogs Quotes)

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