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Dirty Quotes

The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind Picture Quote #1

All you God damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls Picture Quote #1

. . . a dirty exterior is a great enemy to beauty of all descriptions Picture Quote #1

Indecision is like the stepchild: if he doesn't wash his hands, he is called dirty; if he does, he is wasting the water Picture Quote #1

Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state Picture Quote #1

Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood Picture Quote #1

My mom doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her, I know where my things are Picture Quote #1

Dick called, but he just left dirty voice mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered Picture Quote #1

When being is divorced from doing, pious thoughts become an adequate substitute for washing dirty feet Picture Quote #1

Teaching at best beckons us to morality, but it is not in itself efficacious. Teaching is like a mirror. It can show you if your face is dirty, but it the mirror will not wash your face Picture Quote #1

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty Picture Quote #1

I think I should be active politically. Because I look upon myself as a politician. That's not a dirty work you know. Some people think that there are something wrong with politicians. Of course, something wrong with some politicians Picture Quote #1

We can't blame children for occupying themselves with Facebook rather than playing in the mud. Our society doesn't put a priority on connecting with nature. In fact, too often we tell them it's dirty and dangerous Picture Quote #1

I am not quite sure what the advantage is in having a few more dollars to spend if the air is too dirty to breathe, the water too polluted to drink, the commuters are losing out in the struggle to get in and out of the city, the streets are filthy, and the schools so bad that the young perhaps wisely stay away, and the hoodlums roll citizens for some of the dollars they saved in the tax cut Picture Quote #1

I’ve found that if you wear a beret, people think you’re either a cabdriver or a producer of dirty movies Picture Quote #1

Pigs are not that dirty. And they’re smart, strange little creatures. They just need love Picture Quote #1

Maintaining silence about a dirty truth is another way of lying, a common practice in high places Picture Quote #1

Where there seems to be a difference between guys being nuts and women being nuts is that guys are much more open in calling each other on stuff; lots of insults and dirty names. Whereas women will talk frankly and honesty, but there also seems to be more passive aggressiveness Picture Quote #1

I like doing things where I can get dirty, work with my hands, and use power tools. Last weekend, I did some grouting Picture Quote #1

There is only what is and that’s it. What should be is a dirty lie Picture Quote #1

You know how they say the grass is always greener on the other side? It is greener, because you’re not there. And if you go you’ll trample it and leave dirty footprints and probably spill something poisonous Picture Quote #1

Discipline isn’t a dirty word. Far from it. Discipline is the one thing that separates us from chaos and anarchy. Discipline implies timing. It’s the precursor to good behavior, and it never comes from bad behavior. People who associate discipline with punishment are wrong: with discipline, punishment is unnecessary Picture Quote #1

Countermovements among racists and sexists and nazifiers are just as relentless as dirt on a coffee table... Every housewife knows that if you don’t sooner or later dust... the whole place will be dirty again Picture Quote #1

If we are pure at heart, we would not wish one person well and not another. We should see there is no difference between one person or another. Then our pure thoughts can be evenly spread between all people. Sunshine can reflect on clean water but not on dirty water. God’s light will be reflected by those persons with a pure heart Picture Quote #1

Horseback riding is my passion. Other than work. People can’t imagine me getting dirty, but that’s what I love about it Picture Quote #1

I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can’t be dirty Picture Quote #1

A good engineer gets stale very fast if he doesn’t keep his hands dirty Picture Quote #1

I started wearing glasses last season but they’re only for basketball games and dirty movies Picture Quote #1

When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy Picture Quote #1

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The real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind.... (Dirty Quotes) All you God damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls (Dirty Quotes) . . . a dirty exterior is a great enemy to beauty of all descriptions (Dirty Quotes) Indecision is like the stepchild: if he doesn't wash his hands, he is called dirty; if he does, he is wasting the water (Dirty Quotes) Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state (Dirty Quotes) Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood (Dirty Quotes) My mom doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her, I know where my things are (Dirty Quotes) Dick called, but he just left dirty voice mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered (Dirty Quotes) When being is divorced from doing, pious thoughts become an adequate substitute for washing dirty feet (Dirty Quotes) Teaching at best beckons us to morality, but it is not in itself efficacious. Teaching is like a mirror. It can show you if your face is dirty, but it the mirror will not wash your face (Dirty Quotes) Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion (Dirty Quotes) You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty (Dirty Quotes) I think I should be active politically. Because I look upon myself as a politician. That's not a dirty work you know. Some people think that there are something wrong with politicians. Of course, something wrong with some politicians (Dirty Quotes) We can't blame children for occupying themselves with Facebook rather than playing in the mud. Our society doesn't put a priority on connecting with nature. In fact, too often we tell them it's dirty and dangerous (Dirty Quotes) I am not quite sure what the advantage is in having a few more dollars to spend if the air is too dirty to breathe, the water too polluted to drink, the commuters are losing out in the struggle to get in and out of the city, the streets are filthy, and the schools so bad that the young perhaps wisely stay away, and the hoodlums roll citizens for some of the dollars they saved in the tax cut (Dirty Quotes) I’ve found that if you wear a beret, people think you’re either a cabdriver or a producer of dirty movies (Dirty Quotes) Pigs are not that dirty. And they’re smart, strange little creatures. They just need love (Dirty Quotes) Maintaining silence about a dirty truth is another way of lying, a common practice in high places (Dirty Quotes) Where there seems to be a difference between guys being nuts and women being nuts is that guys are much more open in calling each other on stuff; lots of insults and dirty names. Whereas women will talk frankly and honesty, but there also seems to be more passive aggressiveness (Dirty Quotes) I like doing things where I can get dirty, work with my hands, and use power tools. Last weekend, I did some grouting (Dirty Quotes) There is only what is and that’s it. What should be is a dirty lie (Dirty Quotes) You know how they say the grass is always greener on the other side? It is greener, because you’re not there. And if you go you’ll trample it and leave dirty footprints and probably spill something poisonous (Dirty Quotes) Discipline isn’t a dirty word. Far from it. Discipline is the one thing that separates us from chaos and anarchy. Discipline implies timing. It’s the precursor to good behavior, and it never comes from bad behavior. People who associate discipline with punishment are wrong: with discipline, punishment is unnecessary (Dirty Quotes) Countermovements among racists and sexists and nazifiers are just as relentless as dirt on a coffee table... Every housewife knows that if you don’t sooner or later dust... the whole place will be dirty again (Dirty Quotes) If we are pure at heart, we would not wish one person well and not another. We should see there is no difference between one person or another. Then our pure thoughts can be evenly spread between all people. Sunshine can reflect on clean water but not on dirty water. God’s light will be reflected by those persons with a pure heart (Dirty Quotes) Horseback riding is my passion. Other than work. People can’t imagine me getting dirty, but that’s what I love about it (Dirty Quotes) I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can’t be dirty (Dirty Quotes) A good engineer gets stale very fast if he doesn’t keep his hands dirty (Dirty Quotes) I started wearing glasses last season but they’re only for basketball games and dirty movies (Dirty Quotes) When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy (Dirty Quotes)

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