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Dirty Jokes Quotes

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in for shoplifting and pulling girls’ knickers down. Other boys’ parents hated me Picture Quote #1

The jokes were perfect! Then George Carlin started talking about the seven dirty words you can’t say on television, then it evolved into social commentary Picture Quote #1

There’s definitely some parallels between me and Joaquin Phoenix, I think. The line gets so blurry. My rap career wasn’t a hoax, but it was absolutely intended to be a joke. The problem was that I really was on a quest to somehow be a Caucasian Ol’ Dirty Bastard Picture Quote #1

And I admit it: there’s a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you’ve written Picture Quote #1

I went to sexaholics anonymous for six months. For research. I wanted to see the structure of the groups, how they were conducted, and what the atmosphere was like, and also to be able to describe the people as human beings, rather than as the dirty jokes that they are in our culture Picture Quote #1

Most people who seek attention and regard by announcing that they’re writing a novel are actually so devoid of narrative talent that they can’t hold the attention of a dinner table for thirty seconds, even with a dirty joke Picture Quote #1

Every time I get happy the Nana-hex comes through. Birds turn into plumber’s tools, a sonnet turns into a dirty joke, a wind turns into a tracheotomy, a boat turns into a corpse Picture Quote #1

The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site Picture Quote #1

I don’t really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don’t, it’s like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line Picture Quote #1

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

Stay out of the gutter in your conversation. Foul talk defiles the man who speaks it... Don’t swear. Don’t profane. Avoid so-called dirty jokes. Stay away from conversation that is sprinkled with foul and filthy words. You will be happier if you do so, and your example will give strength to others Picture Quote #1

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap Picture Quote #1

I’m banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living Picture Quote #1

And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can’t believe that they’re going to go to hell because they tell a good dirty joke, you know Picture Quote #1

I’m from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest Picture Quote #1

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too Picture Quote #1

Mathematics is a collection of cheap tricks and dirty jokes Picture Quote #1

A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise Picture Quote #1

Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood Picture Quote #1

We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dirty jokes Picture Quote #1

Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled Picture Quote #1

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A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion (Dirty Jokes Quotes) I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in for shoplifting and pulling girls’ knickers down. Other boys’ parents hated me (Dirty Jokes Quotes) The jokes were perfect! Then George Carlin started talking about the seven dirty words you can’t say on television, then it evolved into social commentary. (Dirty Jokes Quotes) There’s definitely some parallels between me and Joaquin Phoenix, I think. The line gets so blurry. My rap career wasn’t a hoax, but it was absolutely intended to be a joke. The problem was that I really was on a quest to somehow be a Caucasian Ol’ Dirty Bastard. (Dirty Jokes Quotes) And I admit it: there’s a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you’ve written. (Dirty Jokes Quotes) I went to sexaholics anonymous for six months. For research. I wanted to see the structure of the groups, how they were conducted, and what the atmosphere was like, and also to be able to describe the people as human beings, rather than as the dirty jokes that they are in our culture. (Dirty Jokes Quotes) Most people who seek attention and regard by announcing that they’re writing a novel are actually so devoid of narrative talent that they can’t hold the attention of a dinner table for thirty seconds, even with a dirty joke. (Dirty Jokes Quotes) Every time I get happy the Nana-hex comes through. Birds turn into plumber’s tools, a sonnet turns into a dirty joke, a wind turns into a tracheotomy, a boat turns into a corpse.... (Dirty Jokes Quotes) The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site. (Dirty Jokes Quotes) I don’t really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don’t, it’s like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line. (Dirty Jokes Quotes) Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. (Dirty Jokes Quotes) Stay out of the gutter in your conversation. Foul talk defiles the man who speaks it... Don’t swear. Don’t profane. Avoid so-called dirty jokes. Stay away from conversation that is sprinkled with foul and filthy words. You will be happier if you do so, and your example will give strength to others (Dirty Jokes Quotes) Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap (Dirty Jokes Quotes) I’m banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living (Dirty Jokes Quotes) And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can’t believe that they’re going to go to hell because they tell a good dirty joke, you know (Dirty Jokes Quotes) I’m from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest (Dirty Jokes Quotes) It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too (Dirty Jokes Quotes) Mathematics is a collection of cheap tricks and dirty jokes (Dirty Jokes Quotes) A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise (Dirty Jokes Quotes) Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood (Dirty Jokes Quotes) We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dirty jokes (Dirty Jokes Quotes) Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled (Dirty Jokes Quotes)