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Tonight I’m the designated drinker  (Designated Quotes) You do not need to be the designated driver of someone’s intoxicated ego  (Designated Quotes) I’m a terrible designated driver  (Designated Quotes) A designated driver helps you party another day  (Designated Quotes) Cats are designated friends  (Designated Quotes) Lunatics are similar to designated hitters. Often an entire family is crazy, but since an entire family can’t go into the hospital, one person is designated as crazy and goes inside. Then, depending on how the rest of the family is feeling that person is kept inside or snatched out, to prove something about the family’s mental health  (Designated Quotes) We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone’s designated driver  (Designated Quotes)