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Derek Landy Quotes

But I’m really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake Picture Quote #1

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger Picture Quote #1

Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff. ... Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments. Old-fashioned standoffs are mighty borin Picture Quote #1

You say one more thing that sounds like it’s ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I’m out of here, are we clear? - Valkyrie Cain Picture Quote #1

Oh my God you’re thicker than you look Picture Quote #1

The end is now the beginning Picture Quote #1

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I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword Picture Quote #1

I could’ve died because you had to tie your shoelace? Picture Quote #1

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face Picture Quote #1

I’m sorry? No more smooches is worse than the world ending? Picture Quote #1

That’s a shame. I’m sure somebody, somewhere, cares Picture Quote #1

Are you taking my hat hostage? Picture Quote #1

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He is the best, in my whole life I have only read his books!!!!!! Picture Quote #1

Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough Picture Quote #1

The calm before the storm Picture Quote #1

The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves Picture Quote #1

Love is finding someone better than you are, and holding on for dear life Picture Quote #1

Stephanie had no problem doing what she was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she should Picture Quote #1

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I cannot have chaos erupting around me until I am prepared for it. I am a collector. I am an observer. I don’t participate. My resources, and my standing, must be secure before I can allow the uncertainty of war to crash down upon us Picture Quote #1

I know how easy it is to be swept away by stories, by things you wish were real Picture Quote #1

Every solution to every problem is simple. It’s the distance between the two where the mystery lies Picture Quote #1

I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now Picture Quote #1

I’m placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don’t know, possibly littering Picture Quote #1

Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people’s brains Picture Quote #1

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I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into a river Picture Quote #1

Being a detective isn’t all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant... The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives Picture Quote #1

She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she’s not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she’s laughing Picture Quote #1

It’s really not as bad as it sounds. I was attacked by a shark once, back when I was alive. Well, not so much a shark as a rather large fish. And not so much attacked as looked at menacingly. But it had murder in its eyes, that fish. I knew, in that instant, if our roles had been reversed and the fish had been holding the fishing pole and I had been the one to be caught, it wouldn’t hesitate a moment before eating me. So I cooked it and ate before it had a chance to turn the tables Picture Quote #1

Sanguine felt the ridiculous urge to reach out and poke him, just to see if he’d react, but he’d seen that kind of anger before. It was the quiet kind. The dangerous kind Picture Quote #1

A living skeleton isn’t enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days? Picture Quote #1

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But I’m really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake. (Derek Landy Quotes) He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger. (Derek Landy Quotes) Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff. ... Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments. Old-fashioned standoffs are mighty borin (Derek Landy Quotes) You say one more thing that sounds like it’s ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I’m out of here, are we clear? - Valkyrie Cain (Derek Landy Quotes) Oh my God you’re thicker than you look (Derek Landy Quotes) The end is now the beginning (Derek Landy Quotes) I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword (Derek Landy Quotes) I could’ve died because you had to tie your shoelace? (Derek Landy Quotes) Well, for future reference, this is my serious face (Derek Landy Quotes) I’m sorry? No more smooches is worse than the world ending? (Derek Landy Quotes) That’s a shame. I’m sure somebody, somewhere, cares (Derek Landy Quotes) Are you taking my hat hostage? (Derek Landy Quotes) He is the best, in my whole life I have only read his books!!!!!! (Derek Landy Quotes) Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough (Derek Landy Quotes) The calm before the storm (Derek Landy Quotes) The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves (Derek Landy Quotes) Love is finding someone better than you are, and holding on for dear life (Derek Landy Quotes) Stephanie had no problem doing what she was told, just so long as she was given a good reason why she should (Derek Landy Quotes) I cannot have chaos erupting around me until I am prepared for it. I am a collector. I am an observer. I don’t participate. My resources, and my standing, must be secure before I can allow the uncertainty of war to crash down upon us (Derek Landy Quotes) I know how easy it is to be swept away by stories, by things you wish were real (Derek Landy Quotes) Every solution to every problem is simple. It’s the distance between the two where the mystery lies (Derek Landy Quotes) I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now (Derek Landy Quotes) I’m placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don’t know, possibly littering (Derek Landy Quotes) Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people’s brains (Derek Landy Quotes) I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into a river (Derek Landy Quotes) Being a detective isn’t all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant... The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives (Derek Landy Quotes) She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she’s not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she’s laughing (Derek Landy Quotes) It’s really not as bad as it sounds. I was attacked by a shark once, back when I was alive. Well, not so much a shark as a rather large fish. And not so much attacked as looked at menacingly. But it had murder in its eyes, that fish. I knew, in that instant, if our roles had been reversed and the fish had been holding the fishing pole and I had been the one to be caught, it wouldn’t hesitate a moment before eating me. So I cooked it and ate before it had a chance to turn the tables (Derek Landy Quotes) Sanguine felt the ridiculous urge to reach out and poke him, just to see if he’d react, but he’d seen that kind of anger before. It was the quiet kind. The dangerous kind (Derek Landy Quotes) A living skeleton isn’t enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days? (Derek Landy Quotes)

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