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The real reason dentists have a lot of money  (Dentists Quotes) Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond  (Dentists Quotes) Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists  (Dentists Quotes) Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey  (Dentists Quotes) The only people who need degrees are dentists and brain surgeons  (Dentists Quotes) Four out of five dentists recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum  (Dentists Quotes) It turns out dentists don’t like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.  (Dentists Quotes) I am not interested in the ephemeral — such subjects as the adulteries of dentists. I am interested in those things that repeat and repeat and repeat in the lives of the millions  (Dentists Quotes) Americans, too many of them, take themselves too seriously. You’re going to get rapped - by the viewers, by the sponsors and by the network brass - if you joke about doctors, lawyers, dentists, scientists, bus drivers, I don’t care who. You can’t make a joke about Catholics, Negroes, Jews, Italians, politicians, dogs or cats. In fact, politicians, dogs and cats are the most sacred institutions in America.  (Dentists Quotes) Dentists seem to me very orderly, businesslike people who appear to become somewhat bored with the routine of their work after a period of time. Perhaps I’m wrong.  (Dentists Quotes) I hate dentists. That’s why my tooth fell out. I was in the middle of a root canal and wouldn’t go back, so it just dropped out when I was in the middle of Fifth Avenue. I had to do the Calvin Klein show without the tooth  (Dentists Quotes) Tooth decay was a perennial national problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold  (Dentists Quotes) If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid  (Dentists Quotes) It is true that I am carrying out various methods of treatment recommended by doctors and dentists in the hope of dying in the remote future in perfect health  (Dentists Quotes) Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook  (Dentists Quotes) There are only two kinds of men who become dentists. The ones who love it and ones who get miserable. Think round and you’ll see I’m right  (Dentists Quotes) Photographers, along with dentists, are the two professions never satisfied with what they do. Every dentist would like to be a doctor and inside every photographer is a painter trying to get out  (Dentists Quotes) Economists have allowed themselves to walk into a trap where we say we can forecast, but no serious economist thinks we can. You don’t expect dentists to be able to forecast how many teeth you’ll have when you’re 80. You expect them to give good advice and fix problems  (Dentists Quotes) It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps  (Dentists Quotes) I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians... just like some people are born dentists  (Dentists Quotes) If God hadn’t meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn’t have invented dentists  (Dentists Quotes)