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Dennis Miller Quotes

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I rant, therefore I am  (Dennis Miller Quotes) Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live  (Dennis Miller Quotes) Sometimes you just have the thin the herd  (Dennis Miller Quotes) I’d rather be funny than wise  (Dennis Miller Quotes) I lapsed into rude  (Dennis Miller Quotes) At one time, washington actually meant something. But now, it's about as relevant as Bob Dylan's tuning fork  (Dennis Miller Quotes) Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?  (Dennis Miller Quotes) There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can’t identify the victim  (Dennis Miller Quotes) After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you’ll need 2 bathrooms... both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in  (Dennis Miller Quotes)