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Deep Thought Quotes

Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one Picture Quote #1

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought Picture Quote #1

You have to climb to reach a deep thought Picture Quote #1

The happiness of those who want to be popular depends on others; the happiness of those who seek pleasure fluctuates with moods outside their control; but the happiness of the wise grows out of their own free acts Picture Quote #1

The real axis of social change is not horizontal, but vertical. We don’t need a whole bunch of people gathering to think shallow thoughts together. What we need is for as many people as are ready to gather and think deep thoughts together Picture Quote #1

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do Picture Quote #1

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It started raining... Switch to deep thoughts mode Picture Quote #1

Nothing worthwhile is ever achieved without deep thought and hard work Picture Quote #1

Right or wrong, it’s very pleasant to break something from time to time Picture Quote #1

I bleed for you that’s why I cut those simple scars are just deep thoughts Picture Quote #1

When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close Picture Quote #1

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly Picture Quote #1

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I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it’d be fun to make chew marks in the shape of continents Picture Quote #1

A train of thought is never false. The falsehood lies deep in the necessities of existence Picture Quote #1

Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now Picture Quote #1

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness Picture Quote #1

When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won’t come up with a handful of mud either Picture Quote #1

To think deeply in our culture is to grow angry and to anger others; and if you cannot tolerate this anger, you are wasting the time you spend thinking deeply. One of the rewards of deep thought is the hot glow of anger at discovering a wrong, but if anger is taboo, thought will starve to death Picture Quote #1

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I don’t know what I feel about wearing my furs anymore. I worked so hard to have a fur coat, and I don’t want to wear it anymore because I’m so wrapped up in the animals. I have real deep thoughts about it because I care about the world and nature Picture Quote #1

We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap? Picture Quote #1

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man Picture Quote #1

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth Picture Quote #1

Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me stronger. Not lifting weights doesn’t kill me. Therefore not lifting weights makes me stronger Picture Quote #1

If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don’t let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he’ll thank you Picture Quote #1

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Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass Picture Quote #1

I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence! Picture Quote #1

It’s interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto the plains, where some were probably hit by cars Picture Quote #1

If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules: First, calm down; second, come over and wash my car; third, shine all my shoes. There, isn’t that better? Picture Quote #1

It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something Picture Quote #1

You know what’s probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood Picture Quote #1

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Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one (Deep Thought Quotes) Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought (Deep Thought Quotes) You have to climb to reach a deep thought (Deep Thought Quotes) The happiness of those who want to be popular depends on others; the happiness of those who seek pleasure fluctuates with moods outside their control; but the happiness of the wise grows out of their own free acts (Deep Thought Quotes) The real axis of social change is not horizontal, but vertical. We don’t need a whole bunch of people gathering to think shallow thoughts together. What we need is for as many people as are ready to gather and think deep thoughts together (Deep Thought Quotes) The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do (Deep Thought Quotes) It started raining... Switch to deep thoughts mode (Deep Thought Quotes) Nothing worthwhile is ever achieved without deep thought and hard work (Deep Thought Quotes) Right or wrong, it’s very pleasant to break something from time to time (Deep Thought Quotes) I bleed for you that’s why I cut those simple scars are just deep thoughts (Deep Thought Quotes) When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close (Deep Thought Quotes) More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly (Deep Thought Quotes) I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it’d be fun to make chew marks in the shape of continents (Deep Thought Quotes) A train of thought is never false. The falsehood lies deep in the necessities of existence (Deep Thought Quotes) Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies? One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now (Deep Thought Quotes) For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness (Deep Thought Quotes) When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won’t come up with a handful of mud either (Deep Thought Quotes) To think deeply in our culture is to grow angry and to anger others; and if you cannot tolerate this anger, you are wasting the time you spend thinking deeply. One of the rewards of deep thought is the hot glow of anger at discovering a wrong, but if anger is taboo, thought will starve to death (Deep Thought Quotes) I don’t know what I feel about wearing my furs anymore. I worked so hard to have a fur coat, and I don’t want to wear it anymore because I’m so wrapped up in the animals. I have real deep thoughts about it because I care about the world and nature (Deep Thought Quotes) We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap? (Deep Thought Quotes) It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man (Deep Thought Quotes) When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth (Deep Thought Quotes) Whatever doesn’t kill me makes me stronger. Not lifting weights doesn’t kill me. Therefore not lifting weights makes me stronger (Deep Thought Quotes) If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don’t let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he’ll thank you (Deep Thought Quotes) Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass (Deep Thought Quotes) I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence! (Deep Thought Quotes) It’s interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto the plains, where some were probably hit by cars (Deep Thought Quotes) If you ever feel like you’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules: First, calm down; second, come over and wash my car; third, shine all my shoes. There, isn’t that better? (Deep Thought Quotes) It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something (Deep Thought Quotes) You know what’s probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood (Deep Thought Quotes)

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