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David Spade Quotes

There’s always something funny about men chasing women Picture Quote #1

I’m always making fun of myself and my friends Picture Quote #1

Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise Picture Quote #1

I’m scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh Picture Quote #1

I’ve been with a beautiful girl from time to time Picture Quote #1

To be famous and broke is hard Picture Quote #1

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My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can’t do that anymore Picture Quote #1

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it’s too weird to sleep in too late Picture Quote #1

On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week Picture Quote #1

Don’t make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they’re 5-years old! It’s really not the place or the time. You’re about 11 years early Picture Quote #1

Success? You can’t get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, ‘That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He’s horrible.’ Picture Quote #1

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators Picture Quote #1

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Single guys get a bad rap Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to have a career Picture Quote #1

I never dated much in high school or college Picture Quote #1

My career is just kind of crazy Picture Quote #1

I have no detectable hair style Picture Quote #1

I’ve got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose Picture Quote #1

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When I started I’d fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks Picture Quote #1

In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends Picture Quote #1

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There’s always something funny about men chasing women (David Spade Quotes) I’m always making fun of myself and my friends (David Spade Quotes) Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise (David Spade Quotes) I’m scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh (David Spade Quotes) I’ve been with a beautiful girl from time to time (David Spade Quotes) To be famous and broke is hard (David Spade Quotes) My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can’t do that anymore (David Spade Quotes) No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it’s too weird to sleep in too late. (David Spade Quotes) On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week (David Spade Quotes) Don’t make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they’re 5-years old! It’s really not the place or the time. You’re about 11 years early. (David Spade Quotes) Success? You can’t get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, ‘That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He’s horrible.’ (David Spade Quotes) My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators (David Spade Quotes) Single guys get a bad rap (David Spade Quotes) It’s hard to have a career (David Spade Quotes) I never dated much in high school or college (David Spade Quotes) My career is just kind of crazy (David Spade Quotes) I have no detectable hair style (David Spade Quotes) I’ve got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose (David Spade Quotes) When I started I’d fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks (David Spade Quotes) In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends (David Spade Quotes)