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David Sedaris Quotes

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Art isn’t about following the rules. It’s about breaking them.  (David Sedaris Quotes) The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate  (David Sedaris Quotes) I’ve always had a way with the little people, making it a point to humor them without looking down my nose at their wasted empty lives.  (David Sedaris Quotes) I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated  (David Sedaris Quotes) I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like  (David Sedaris Quotes) I’ve been keeping diaries for 27 years  (David Sedaris Quotes) Nobody pours stuffing like you do, my friend  (David Sedaris Quotes) But most good movies have a gun in them  (David Sedaris Quotes) I see you that have a little swimming mouse  (David Sedaris Quotes) Weird doors open. People fall into things  (David Sedaris Quotes) As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character  (David Sedaris Quotes) I don’t like being left to my own thoughts  (David Sedaris Quotes) What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny  (David Sedaris Quotes) Most people would have found it grotesque, but when you’re in love nothing is so abstract or horrible that it can’t be thought of as cute  (David Sedaris Quotes) The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone else stopped me completely  (David Sedaris Quotes) I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended  (David Sedaris Quotes) My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining  (David Sedaris Quotes)