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David Letterman Quotes

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home Picture Quote #1

I’ve had nothing but great friendship to help me through this Picture Quote #1

Don’t use your bedroom for work, unless you’re a prostitute Picture Quote #1

This isn’t brain surgery; it’s just television Picture Quote #1

Love: You can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a gun Picture Quote #1

Life experience is the best teacher Picture Quote #1

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Mitt Romney looks like an American President in a Canadian movie Picture Quote #1

What a day. It’s 53 and gloomy - like President Obama Picture Quote #1

Bring Your Child to Work Day -- that’s how we got George W. Bush Picture Quote #1

I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame Picture Quote #1

How long have you been a black man? Picture Quote #1

My political position is that I’m happy to be alive and in North America Picture Quote #1

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New York... When civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you Picture Quote #1

In pop culture news, Lady Gaga got married. And yes, she was wearing white meat Picture Quote #1

President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones Picture Quote #1

Bush explained his strategy for transfer of power. It’s a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a U-Haul Picture Quote #1

I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can’t do is throw coffee, I’ve said it over and over again! Picture Quote #1

In just a few minutes, my son will have completed his first trip around the sun Picture Quote #1

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It’s interesting what former presidents do when they leave office. Bush is now working as a motivational speaker. And if you want to be motivated, who better to turn to than the guy who invaded the wrong country and started a depression Picture Quote #1

Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum Picture Quote #1

I wouldn’t give my troubles to a monkey on a rock Picture Quote #1

You’ll never catch a nudist with his pants down Picture Quote #1

Let’s stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies Picture Quote #1

I like my cinema gritty, I like my eggs gritty Picture Quote #1

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I hate decaffeinated coffee. It’s useless brown water Picture Quote #1

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host Picture Quote #1

There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting Picture Quote #1

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red Picture Quote #1

I’m just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious Picture Quote #1

There is no off position on the genius switch Picture Quote #1

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For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home (David Letterman Quotes) I’ve had nothing but great friendship to help me through this (David Letterman Quotes) Don’t use your bedroom for work, unless you’re a prostitute (David Letterman Quotes) This isn’t brain surgery; it’s just television (David Letterman Quotes) Love: You can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a gun (David Letterman Quotes) Life experience is the best teacher (David Letterman Quotes) Mitt Romney looks like an American President in a Canadian movie (David Letterman Quotes) What a day. It’s 53 and gloomy - like President Obama (David Letterman Quotes) Bring Your Child to Work Day -- that’s how we got George W. Bush (David Letterman Quotes) I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame (David Letterman Quotes) How long have you been a black man? (David Letterman Quotes) My political position is that I’m happy to be alive and in North America (David Letterman Quotes) New York... When civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you (David Letterman Quotes) In pop culture news, Lady Gaga got married. And yes, she was wearing white meat (David Letterman Quotes) President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones (David Letterman Quotes) Bush explained his strategy for transfer of power. It’s a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a U-Haul (David Letterman Quotes) I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can’t do is throw coffee, I’ve said it over and over again! (David Letterman Quotes) In just a few minutes, my son will have completed his first trip around the sun (David Letterman Quotes) It’s interesting what former presidents do when they leave office. Bush is now working as a motivational speaker. And if you want to be motivated, who better to turn to than the guy who invaded the wrong country and started a depression. (David Letterman Quotes) Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum (David Letterman Quotes) I wouldn’t give my troubles to a monkey on a rock (David Letterman Quotes) You’ll never catch a nudist with his pants down (David Letterman Quotes) Let’s stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies (David Letterman Quotes) I like my cinema gritty, I like my eggs gritty (David Letterman Quotes) I hate decaffeinated coffee. It’s useless brown water (David Letterman Quotes) I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host (David Letterman Quotes) There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting (David Letterman Quotes) I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red (David Letterman Quotes) I’m just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious (David Letterman Quotes) There is no off position on the genius switch (David Letterman Quotes)

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