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David Cross Quotes

I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I don’t believe in God Picture Quote #1
So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude Picture Quote #1
I’ve had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life Picture Quote #1
I’ve gotten condescending a million times, and that’s not good Picture Quote #1
I’m concerned about how and why there is no gun control Picture Quote #1
I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically Picture Quote #1
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You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It’s like having a war on jealousy Picture Quote #1
Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat Picture Quote #1
I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best Picture Quote #1
My biggest problem is retaining the exact information Picture Quote #1
Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different Picture Quote #1
The best thing about me is there are no skeletons Picture Quote #1
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You can’t just yell jokes at people Picture Quote #1
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I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I don’t believe in God  (David Cross Quotes) So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.  (David Cross Quotes) I’ve had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.  (David Cross Quotes) I’ve gotten condescending a million times, and that’s not good  (David Cross Quotes) I’m concerned about how and why there is no gun control  (David Cross Quotes) I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically  (David Cross Quotes) You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It’s like having a war on jealousy  (David Cross Quotes) Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat  (David Cross Quotes) I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best  (David Cross Quotes) My biggest problem is retaining the exact information  (David Cross Quotes) Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different  (David Cross Quotes) The best thing about me is there are no skeletons  (David Cross Quotes) You can’t just yell jokes at people  (David Cross Quotes)