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Dave Attell Quotes

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I don’t watch reality TV. I’m cool  (Dave Attell Quotes) Jesse Joyce is a great writer  (Dave Attell Quotes) I don’t watch reality TV  (Dave Attell Quotes) You should’ve hung out, man  (Dave Attell Quotes) I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I’ve discovered? I need a girlfriend  (Dave Attell Quotes) Being on the road is kind of lonely  (Dave Attell Quotes) I have no grand scheme  (Dave Attell Quotes) I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff  (Dave Attell Quotes) I never wanted to be famous  (Dave Attell Quotes) I’m not like a performer type  (Dave Attell Quotes) I’m not really a music guy  (Dave Attell Quotes) For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera - tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended  (Dave Attell Quotes) Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man  (Dave Attell Quotes) Let’s say you’re in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don’t know, you have too many teeth  (Dave Attell Quotes)