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Daniel Tosh Quotes

There’s only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world Picture Quote #1

Describe your perfect man who looks like me Picture Quote #1

Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love Picture Quote #1

I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag Picture Quote #1

Big, skinny, regular size it doesn’t matter as long as your young Picture Quote #1

The only thing better than the world’s cutest cat is any dog Picture Quote #1

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Germany’s like Wisconsin, but with, like, a really bad past Picture Quote #1

I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist Picture Quote #1

Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him Picture Quote #1

At least gays don’t kill babies before their due date Picture Quote #1

You know who makes a great first impression? Liars Picture Quote #1

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it Picture Quote #1

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Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words Picture Quote #1

I feel bad sometimes because I secretly hope New Orleans gets nailed again Picture Quote #1

Finding my dog’s g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit Picture Quote #1

You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb! Picture Quote #1

If it weren’t for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders Picture Quote #1

I’m aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too Picture Quote #1

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Being an ugly girl is like being a man... You’re going to have to work Picture Quote #1

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You’re gonna have to work. Yep Picture Quote #1

Now it’s time for amasians... That’s Asians doing something amazing Picture Quote #1

I can say that. I have a television show Picture Quote #1

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin Picture Quote #1

You are a sick freak who should be beaten Picture Quote #1

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High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose Picture Quote #1

I’m not honest, but you’re interesting! Picture Quote #1

It’s not a stereotype if it’s always true Picture Quote #1

I don’t know why I get away with some things. But I’m not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit Picture Quote #1

You know your girlfriend is too young when she’ll do everything in bed but go upside down because it’s too scary Picture Quote #1

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You’re gonna have to work. Yep Picture Quote #1

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There’s only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world (Daniel Tosh Quotes) Describe your perfect man who looks like me... (Daniel Tosh Quotes) Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love (Daniel Tosh Quotes) I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag (Daniel Tosh Quotes) Big, skinny, regular size it doesn’t matter as long as your young (Daniel Tosh Quotes) The only thing better than the world’s cutest cat is any dog (Daniel Tosh Quotes) Germany’s like Wisconsin, but with, like, a really bad past (Daniel Tosh Quotes) I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist (Daniel Tosh Quotes) Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him (Daniel Tosh Quotes) At least gays don’t kill babies before their due date (Daniel Tosh Quotes) You know who makes a great first impression? Liars. (Daniel Tosh Quotes) Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it (Daniel Tosh Quotes) Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words. (Daniel Tosh Quotes) I feel bad sometimes because I secretly hope New Orleans gets nailed again (Daniel Tosh Quotes) Finding my dog’s g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit (Daniel Tosh Quotes) You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb! (Daniel Tosh Quotes) If it weren’t for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders (Daniel Tosh Quotes) I’m aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too (Daniel Tosh Quotes) Being an ugly girl is like being a man... You’re going to have to work (Daniel Tosh Quotes) Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You’re gonna have to work. Yep. (Daniel Tosh Quotes) Now it’s time for amasians... That’s Asians doing something amazing. (Daniel Tosh Quotes) I can say that. I have a television show (Daniel Tosh Quotes) If no meant no then every man would die a virgin (Daniel Tosh Quotes) You are a sick freak who should be beaten (Daniel Tosh Quotes) High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose (Daniel Tosh Quotes) I’m not honest, but you’re interesting! (Daniel Tosh Quotes) It’s not a stereotype if it’s always true (Daniel Tosh Quotes) I don’t know why I get away with some things. But I’m not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit (Daniel Tosh Quotes) You know your girlfriend is too young when she’ll do everything in bed but go upside down because it’s too scary (Daniel Tosh Quotes) Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You’re gonna have to work. Yep (Daniel Tosh Quotes)