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Daniel Handler Quotes

If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it Picture Quote #1

Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail Picture Quote #1

I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn’t Picture Quote #1

There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal Picture Quote #1

The hallway was lined with numbered doors, odd numbers on one side and even numbers on the other, and large ornamental vases, too large to hold flowers and too small to hold spies Picture Quote #1

What happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for that location, just as ink can stain a white sheet Picture Quote #1

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You’d think that sweet would be a land far, far away from irritating, but as it turns out they’re right next door, and always having border disputes Picture Quote #1

Frustration is an interesting emotional state, because it tends to bring out the worst in whoever is frustrated Picture Quote #1

I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did Picture Quote #1

It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn’t know Picture Quote #1

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life Picture Quote #1

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you Picture Quote #1

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I’m sure you have heard it said that appearance does not matter so much, and that it is what’s on the inside that counts. This is, of course, utter nonsense, because if it were true then people who were good on this inside would would never have to comb their hair or take a bath, and the whole world would smell even worse than it already does Picture Quote #1

But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby Picture Quote #1

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If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it (Daniel Handler Quotes) Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail (Daniel Handler Quotes) I have a dream of what would have happened if what happened instead hadn’t (Daniel Handler Quotes) There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal (Daniel Handler Quotes) The hallway was lined with numbered doors, odd numbers on one side and even numbers on the other, and large ornamental vases, too large to hold flowers and too small to hold spies (Daniel Handler Quotes) What happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for that location, just as ink can stain a white sheet (Daniel Handler Quotes) You’d think that sweet would be a land far, far away from irritating, but as it turns out they’re right next door, and always having border disputes (Daniel Handler Quotes) Frustration is an interesting emotional state, because it tends to bring out the worst in whoever is frustrated (Daniel Handler Quotes) I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did (Daniel Handler Quotes) It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn’t know (Daniel Handler Quotes) Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life (Daniel Handler Quotes) When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you (Daniel Handler Quotes) I’m sure you have heard it said that appearance does not matter so much, and that it is what’s on the inside that counts. This is, of course, utter nonsense, because if it were true then people who were good on this inside would would never have to comb their hair or take a bath, and the whole world would smell even worse than it already does (Daniel Handler Quotes) But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby (Daniel Handler Quotes)

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