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Cristela Alonzo Quotes

If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
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A lot of my material was based on my family  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) Because I grew up in McAllen, we would watch Televisa a lot  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) To me, a multi-cam is just like the feeling you get from the audience  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) There aren’t any concrete steps to becoming a comic  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) I did the ‘Wizard of Oz’ in third grade, and I was a witch  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) My family doesn’t understand trying to chase your dreams because they were all about survival  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) The first eight years of my life, we lived in an abandoned diner - we were basically squatters  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) My family doesn’t understand trying to chase your dreams because they were all about survival  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) It might sound dramatic and a little grandiose, but as a Latina, I would like to be someone that gives a voice to my culture  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) Two brothers and a sister, my niece, my nephew... we’re a very small group. We’re very close, very tight-knit. We spend every holiday weekend together  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) I love the Rio Grande Valley. I always say it’s home - Texas is home. I’ve been out in L.A. a little over ten years, and I still get so excited when I go back home. It just feels comfortable; it makes me smile  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) Looking back, I remember my family laughing a lot. We were never the kind of people that dwelled on hard times. My family laughs when things are tough. Growing up like that, I got used to making jokes about things that were difficult. So when I started doing stand-up, that’s what I went towards  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) We don’t have enough Latinos on TV just getting cast in supporting roles; the idea of having your own show named after you seemed like such a long shot.  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) Two brothers and a sister, my niece, my nephew... we’re a very small group. We’re very close, very tight-knit. We spend every holiday weekend together.  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) The Texas thing is such a big deal because whenever I see Texas in a TV show, they always show slow-moving cattle and cowboys with the hats. I wanted to show that Texas isn’t a stereotype.  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) My mom ending up passing away, and I got really depressed and didn’t have money for therapy, and so I started doing standup to cope with my mom’s death.  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) My favorite movie is ‘Die Hard.’ It doesn’t have pinatas and mariachis. It’s just a good movie.  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) I’m not trying to represent the whole Latino community. There are too many different cultures, and Latinos will always say, ‘My family doesn’t do that.’  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we’re completely like everybody else.  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) That’s what makes a good show. It doesn’t target one group. It tells a story everyone gets.  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) We don’t have enough Latinos on TV just getting cast in supporting roles; the idea of having your own show named after you seemed like such a long shot  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) Whatever you want to do with your life, you really got to want it. And if you want it, and you work hard, it will happen  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) As a kid, I really wanted to have my own show. But when you grow up in poverty, people tell you nothing is possible. So I kind of gave up on that dream  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) I always knew, even as a kid, that my mom had a really rough life, and I always wanted to make her feel happy and to make her feel good  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) I can’t tell a story about a working-class family on a premium channel that you have to pay to get  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) If I’m laughing, you know I’m either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) My favorite movie is ‘Die Hard.’ It doesn’t have pinatas and mariachis. It’s just a good movie  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we’re completely like everybody else  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes) My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner  (Cristela Alonzo Quotes)
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