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Congratulations Quotes
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Congratulations on the anniversary of your horrific alcoholic bottom (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on losing, gaining, and losing weight (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on not having cancer (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on completely blowing your first paycheck (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations to the royal baby on escaping the womb of a commoner (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on doing good enough work to get your boss promoted (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on clinging to heterosexuality (Congratulations Quotes)
That’s a big lava lamp. Congratulations (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on selling your screenplay and soul (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on getting into my safety school (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on having an appropriately aged girlfriend (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on being the last person in the galaxy without a cell phone (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on having a new location to check Facebook from all day (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on having just enough Facebook friends to appear popular, but not needy (Congratulations Quotes)
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance (Congratulations Quotes)
Riches attract the attention, consideration, and congratulations of mankind (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on finding an absurdly overpriced place to live (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on taking your old job back (Congratulations Quotes)
It is time to party after all that hard work. Congratulations! (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on your team coming in 2nd (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on officially deciding you’re not bi (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on surviving another year without health insurance (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on having kids old enough to send away for the summer (Congratulations Quotes)
Well done, you deserved the success. Congratulations to you (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on driving sober (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on still having most of your hair (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations! You’re a woman. Now die (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on your adequate severance package (Congratulations Quotes)
Congratulations on moving into something other than a treatment facility (Congratulations Quotes)